@Fish of Oblivion Ok, may have missed that one. A simple edit to "Where ever Jordan is" or "That beast Digimon" or something would suffice.

Cool works for me.

hope y'all don't mind if i drop an E X T R A T H I C C post for this E X T R A T H I C C seventh anniversary

@Fish of Oblivion Not at all! I almost feel bad my post was so short. But I got it up late at night (relatively speaking.) Hype! Also three-posts-in-one-month hype!

@tobiax Don't you mean FOUR-POSTS-IN-ONE-MONTH-HYPE? This is Convergence's birthday week, motherfuckers.

And eh, don't worry about it: it's something to keep the momentum up, and you could always edit in something to tie it in to Drac's bit if you wanna take another crack at it?

Woot woot! I'll probably edit in some intrapersonal stuff, since my "dynamic" option is wait to get found. Also, I don't believe I've heard the term "pass the pail" (or whathaveyou- appolpgies) before.

Edited my post. A bit of reflecting that hopefully is interesting.

Well, it's been real quiet, so it's time for Fighting Game Quotes: Revised Characterization Edition.

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GranDracmon vs Zhuqiaomon. Fight!

Intro: "So, it comes to this. I'm hardly surprised. Gods only last as long as they remain unquestioned."

Victory: "Rest free, brother. You lived enslaved by mortal delusion, but you leave this world the force of nature you were born as."

Defeat: "Here I lie, just another monster consigned to the abyss of history. How long do you think it'll be before you join me?"

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Lilithmon vs Parasimon. Fight!

Intro: "Hmmph. We finally meet face to face, Attack Dog of Yggdrasil. Too mean to fall with your master?"

Victory: "Take it from me: chasing after someone like a ray of light in the distance will only lead you to ruin. Now die, and begone from my path."

Defeat: "One more fool dead, what will it avail you? My Lord still lives: pray he sees fit to end you quicker than you finished me."

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Orci Gamma (Primus) vs Imperialdramon. Fight!

Primus: "Using Yggdrasil to force your way to the top? Impressive, I have to admit. But you're as limited as all the other fools who choose to constrain themselves: come, and witness unfettered might!"

Victory: "Your time is up, teacher. You climbed to the top of the world with a God as your foothold: let's see how far I can climb with nothing to hold me back!"

Defeat: "No. NO! I refuse! I won't fade away like those other worthless husks-"

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Orci Kappa (Base) vs Anyone. Fight!

Intro: "Eh."

Victory. "Woo."

Defeat: "Ah well."

And a few extra while the ol' brain's hot, including a character that most of you haven't properly met yet:

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Parasimon vs Alphamon. Fight!

Intro: "Come back to clear up your mess, have you? Too little, too late. Choke on it and die."

Victory: "Lucky for you, I'm not so far gone that I'd enjoy this. Hold still, and I'll give you the quick death that your filth denied to so many."

Defeat: "Well done, First. One more dead, and many thousands to go before you're done. Come on, then: be done, so I can rest!"

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Daemon vs Ophanimon. Fight!

Intro: "My, what a mess you've become. How so very easily virtue disappears into the red haze of rage, when one surrenders to it rather than fights to shackle it.

Victory: "I feel like I should apologize to Seraphimon, should I get the chance: but perhaps that won't be necessary. After all, it was always my duty to put down rampaging beasts."

Defeat: "Exult while you can. You've only pushed back the inevitable: perhaps the next we meet, the worms in your brain will have devoured you entirely."

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Orci Zeta vs Anyone. Fight!

Intro: "[UNINTELLIGIBLE SOUNDS OF INTENSE RAGE]"

Victory: "[TRIUMPHANT SOUNDS OF INTENSE RAGE]"

Defeat: "[DYING SOUNDS OF INTENSE RAGE]"

Do bear with me. I'm still shit with quotes. XD

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Alphamon vs Parasimon. Fight!

Intro: "Fear not. You certainly won't be the last to remind me of my misdeeds."

Victory: "I understand and accept your rage against me, but please get in the line and await your turn while I sort out this pandemonium of my own making."

Defeat: "Aha... I suppose it's high time for me to face the music..."

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Dorugoramon General Quotes.

Intro: "Want to see what an angry dragon looks like? Then come and get some!"

Victory: "We are mad beasts, she and I, and we are quite fine with that."

Defeat: "[LOUD ANGRY SCREECHES]"

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Dorugoramon vs OktavMermaimon. Fight!

Intro: "Okay... That is unexpected."

Victory: "Damn! You've gotten really strong! Still not enough to take me down, but still really strong nonetheless."

Defeat: "OW!! OKAY, OKAY, YOU WON! EASY WITH THE TRIDENT!"

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Leviamon vs OktavMermaimon. Fight!

Intro: "Welp, just when I'm craving sushi."

Victory: "I do love some good singing, so I think I'll let you off for that."

Defeat: "[INSERT SIREN-VOICE-INDUCED DROWSY SNORES HERE]"

And a few more, why not?

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Omegamon vs Alphamon. Fight!

Intro: "Must we fight, old friend? You brought us together, why not rejoin us? With you at my side, we could bring this world together under Yggdrasil's justice!"

Victory: "It pains me to do this, but you give me no recourse. I will remember you as long as I live, Alphamon."

Defeat: "Why? Why do you reject me? Why did you abandon me? Why have you abandoned your ideals? Why have you come back to destroy everything we stood for?"

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Omegamon vs Literally Anyone Else:

Intro: "I have no words to spare on you, filth. Those who would stand opposed to the will of Yggdrasil must be dealt with."

Victory: "This is but the truth. Ideals without strength are futile, and strength without ideals only consumes itself: what hope do you have against one with both at their call?"

Defeat: "No. I won't accept this. I've still got some fight left in me, heath-"

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Seraphimon vs Ophanimon. Fight!

Intro: "Let me make this much clear: I am sorry that I couldn't stop the Council from passing judgement on you. But if you think you can take that out on my Tamer and myself, I can show you what I talked them down from doing to you.

Victory: "Fortunately for you, one of us kept hold of their ideals throughout all these long years. Maybe a spell as Nyaromon will cool that head of yours."

Defeat: "Well, this is it. You really are on your own in your little rampage, now: I only hope the closure was worth it."

Well, if anything, I just gleamed Ophanimon's deal from the quotes alone, so do forgive me if it's off the mark.

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Alphamon vs Omegamon. Fight!

Intro: "The Royal Knights stand for justice and peace to all, not the selfish desire of one being under the guise of justice. It's time the Knights return to their true roots from which I was born."

Victory: "A shame about your misplaced zeal, Omegamon. I used to grapple with the same problem, but I managed to look beyond the high tables of the Knight and leave behind this perverted cause I no longer recognize. It saddens me that you couldn't, or perhaps wouldn't, do the same."

Defeat: "Mark my words, old friend: I consider this a much more honorable end compared to being Yggdrasil's dancing pawn."

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Dorugoramon vs Ophanimon. Fight!

Intro: "... And here I thought I have anger issues. You're a different bag of crazy altogether!"

Victory: "I've seen a rage similar in myself in the past. I haven't quite let go of what gives me my existence, but at least I don't let it consume me the way it does you."

Defeat: "So you are what I could've become... That's... a scary thought."

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OktavMermaimon vs Alphamon. Fight!

Intro: "A solo for the one and only Knight of the Empty Seat! This is truly quite a outstanding stage!"

Victory: "I hope you enjoyed my heartfelt serenade, Alphamon. I have so much to thank you for, one song wouldn't be enough to convey the joy I felt from the serendipity born of your convictions."

Defeat: "Aaah!! My tune is off! How mortifying!"

And just a one-off to introduce some mad lads you'll hopefully be meeting soon:

Durandamon and Bryweludramon vs Dorugoramon. Fight!

Intro (Durandamon): "Wait, lad, isn't this that crazy wolf dragon that Alphamon was bonded to?"

Intro (Bryweludramon): "They seem familiar, but it matters not. Either they grasp victory by their own merits, or they taste defeat by their own limits."

Victory (Durandamon): "Hell, they certainly fought like they were, at least. I'm all shagged out here."

Victory (Bryweludramon): "Well fought, but futile in the end. Our bond is unimpeachable to the last."

Defeat (Durandamon): "STOP, STOP, WE GIVE IN! SHIT, WE GIVE IN!"

Defeat (Bryweludramon): "My armour is as unimpeachable as our bond, but I would still greatly appreciate if you could accept your victory and stop hitting us."

Not exactly sure what to do right now, but I think I should post, and I'm not sure exactly what I can write.

Well, Drac was looking for you for a collab or something similar, so hit him up? Here, I'll get the ball rolling:

HEY @Draconis Nevyn GET YOUR ENGLISH, TEA-DRINKING ASS OVER HERE

Yeah, I was trying that. Have him on Discord but he hasn't been around last couple of days.

Hope nobody's dead.

We aren't dead, just stupidly busy. @_@

I just popped in to brag about this glorious motherfucker i just bought to find that you had fucking shanghai'd Dirk behind my back. I'd fuckin' ban all y'all if i was still your fucking tyranical dictator.

I'm not mad, i just wanted to brag about finding this thing in a charity shop for £5, still boxed.

Remind me to read that IC post eventually.