12/22 This topic will be redone, I assure you. The Jokers are just because I can't delete within my own thread, lol

The Bunny

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Playing Overwatch in my office after having shut the door—
While on the computer, I pondered fapping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As if someone was gently rapping, rapping at my office door.
“Go away,” I muttered, “I'm mother fucking trying to play—
I gotta push this payload and I'm just about to score!”

Ah, distinctly I remember, it was in the bleak December;
And each separate team member, tried my very patience, I was so mad that I swore.
As I wallowed in my sorrow, I swore to God that tomorrow
I'd find a better team and not one that I'd abhor.
This team was not fit for dodgeball, much less were they fit for war.
I'd never play with them anymore.

Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
“Yo,” said I, “Leave me the hell alone, you stupid whore;
But the fact is I was blocking as Orisa when you came knocking,
And so quietly you came stalking, stalking up to my office door,
That I scarce was sure I heard you”—here I opened wide the door;—
It was the fucking cat again!

There's Waldo

There's a smile on my face! Where the hell have you been?
My sweet, crooked friend! Go on, settle in.
Behold! The day is new and so are the faces.
I've been trudging through mud, but I've found some new places.

It's not so dark anymore, check it out, there's the sun!
We're not even competing, but I fell like we've won.
Isn't this the point, isn't that why you're here;
As I sit back and laugh while sipping this beer.

How long as it been, how much time have I wasted?
How much fruit have I missed out on? What could I have tasted?
Let's find out! Let's move! Let's mother fucking shine!
There's no time to pout and certainly none to whine.

Welcome back, precious smile, you imperfect glorious thing,
It's time to show you off again. Oh, the happiness you will bring,
No more vacations for you, you can't leave anymore.
Now let's get back to shaping life. C'mon! Let's go explore!

No

It's like I'm playing hide and seek
when it's time for slumber
I count it down and never peek,
Thinking number after number.

Even still, I cannot find
the switch of which I want to flick.
I close my eyes, force myself blind
But it never seems to do the trick.

Eventually I will surely see
where it is you like to hide
Mr Sandman, I beg, I plea
Let me sleep, because I am fried.

I reap what I sow