What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my section in the HIGH advanced section, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the free section, and I have over 3000000 confirmed word counts. I am trained in elitist warfare and I’m the top writer in the entire roleplayerguild player base. You are nothing to me but just another free rper. I will wipe you the fuck out with pretentiousness the likes of which has never been seen before on this guild, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with only writing one paragraph? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am accessing my secret network of alt accounts across the Guild and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call the casual section. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can write excessively long and rambling essays anywhere, anytime, and I can reject your CS in seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in Shakespearean literature, but I have access to the entire vocabulary of the SAT and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the guild, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “high casual” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Someone is either a really pissed elitist or really good at satire.

Maybe it’s both

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