Funny Entry post(This is the rough draft so you don't get the luxury of me fixing it up nice and pretty XD Why? It's because I'm just that evil!!! *Laughs crazily*)
"Hey, I got your message, tell them that we can talk about using my likeness for Nick fury over dinner. What place they choose to eat is up to them but make sure to tell them that it has to be bef..." Just then, a woman grabbed Samuel's shoulder in the attempting to stop manner. He turned around with the words "Can't you see I'm on the phone?" before noticing what was in the woman's hand. "Excuse me, I think this belongs to you?" The woman showed him his wallet, making one of Samuel's eye brows raise in shock. "That's my wallet!!! How dafuq do you have my wallet?" He asked making snatch his wallet from the woman.
"It dropped out of your pocket while you were walking like five minutes ago. I saw you drop it and I've been trying to bring it back to you ever since." The woman said but one could see a little doubt in her face."A wallet doesn't just fall out your fucking pocket while falling!!!" Samuel's voiced raised, making people stare at him. "What the fuck are you all looking at? If you had thirty fucking thousand in your wallet and someone just said that you dropped it, then you would be just as pissed as I am!!!! No one just watches someone drop something like that and bring it back to them unless..." He began checking his wallet making the woman sweat a little.
"What are you doing?!" "I'm checking to see if you took something out of here!"
"Why would I steal money from you, when I could've just kept the whole wallet?"
"Makes me wonder why too but this ain't the first time someone tried to get over Samuel L Jackson and it won't be the last."
"And this is what I get for kindly returning the wallet that you dropped."
"Yeah yeah....wait? Where's my Mastercard?" The woman made a run for it the second Samuel noticed his card was gone. She wasn't the fastest runner but at Samuel's age, he wouldn't be able to keep up. Still he was in pursuit while yelling "Stop her!!! She's got my wallet!!!" Trigger some to try to stop the woman while others just watched the chase unfold. Luckily the woman was stopped by a man but not just any man, it was very unlikely that this man would ever stop a thief. The man who stopped the thief was widely known as an actor by the name of "Jamie Foxx". "Looks like you were having trouble." Jamie said before Samuel caught up to the two. Standing next to Will side by side as he and the other actor looked at what seemed to be a camera in the distance.
The woman was taken away by the police or should I say a mall security patrolling by when he heard all the commotion going on."Why not make it double? Try trident double pack chewing gum today!!!" They both put on a fake smile for the camera before someone said "Cut!!!" in the background. After the man said cut, everyone started to walking off set before the director walked up to the two. Shaking their hands and praising them for their good acting skills, saying how they should star in a movie together before walking off. "Nice working with you Jamie and he's right you know, we should star in a movie together. Not just any movie either, one that would have everyone stuck to their seats as they're waiting for the finale." Samuel said, shaking Jamie's hand before walking off set."Maybe we will, maybe one day we will!" Jamie said in a high enough tone so that Samuel could hear before walking off set as well.