It was a typical Friday for me, hanging out with my boyfriend and family, spending some time in the guild discord server, chatting with friends. It would've been a typical Friday if it wasn't for the war that started.
For months I had been in a cruzade against my natural enemy, trying to subjugate it and exterminate it from the face of earth, and yet, every day it seemed to multiply. More and more users decided to join Kaiju in his evil quest, letting themselves be influenced by the words of a young lad who'd profess Terriblue to be the best color. For months I endlessly tried to make people see reason, to explain how much the contrast between discord's background and that horrible color is harmful to the eyes. It is cancer in the form of colors. My cruzade got to the point where I even had to make a meme about it, which was well received by some. Unfortunately it seems to have backfired me.
After the meme was made the increase in users adhering to that color spiked drastically. Suddenly it was seen as cool to have a color that causes so much distress in so many people.
Finally, on that Friday, I'd had enough. I looked up which color was the opposite one from terriblue and asked for it on #discord-help, and while I didn't get the exact opposite, I got the color that would name this war: Banana.
So now all that's left is for me is to recrute people in the hopes that they will see how much the war between Banana and Terriblue matters.
Choose your side. If you're not in the war, you're against all of us.

Choose your side. If you're not in the war, you're against all of us.

I've only got one thing to say Maria

_{I'm so sorry}