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His name was Dracul.

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I shall commit it to memory. Now getting back to his specific details... you said he seemed to be killable only by a certain weapon?

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Yes. He called it a Vampire Killer.

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I see. And what type of weapon was it? A sword, crossbow, staff?

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I guess it's up to you! Luke won't visit you for at least another 15.245 hours, so either works.

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He did not say, my lord.

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*I nod*
Hmm. You said he grew tired of life right? Why did he not use this weapon to end himself if he had grown so exhausted of existing?

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He claimed it was broken.

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Oh...Okay then come on in!
*stops and thinks*
Wait...How do you know that?

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Whaa~?

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Hmph. Not much of a weapon then is it? Let me guess, it was worn down to uselessness by the ages before collapsing into a pile of dust as he picked it up?

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....you're tipsy, arent you.

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I watched his patterns and was able to figure out what factors made him make decisions about his day.
*Grins*
So for today, he's visiting his second army's generals to work out his attack plan for their latest territorial dispute. He only visits you within eight hours of these meetings if he hasn't already gone to his own home that day. Except in the condition that he visits three or more generals subsequently, in which case he visits you within four to eight hours, 71.6% of the time. But today, he went to visit his passive army for a wellness overview, which means that the above factors are going to shift in weights according to the wellness check, and because I know that army is scoring low on their recent fitness tests, I knew that I would have at least fifteen hours from the time you let me in to the time he got here before he decided to come by, with a 96.343% certainty! Make sense?

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*whistles*
And I thought I knew a good amount about Luke...

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I just have a lot of observation time on him. You could do it too!

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He claims it was destroyed in a battle with a creature known as "Say Ten."

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Well, your stealth level must be insane. Cause I am sure to slip up. Anyways...
*we walk into my living-room*
Would you like something to drink?

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Say Ten?
*I tap a skeletal finger against my chin, thinking for a bit before it comes to me*

Oh, you mean Satan.

*I let out a gasp and step back suddenly in shock, my jaw hanging open*

He beat Satan!? As in, the Satan!?

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*Confusedly*
Pardon, Lord Ainz?

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*Laughs*
Thank you. And I'm okay, but I appreciate it!