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I mean, yeah, cassowary's are cool and all, but emu's are still the only bird to win a war against humans.


You mean by Naruto running all over the damn place?

I mean... they still won. They couldn't stop all of them.

Truly Emus are the key to raid Area 51.
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@King Cosmos that's a damn good point
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ok here's my first draft


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Also as an Australian, I'll say.

The birds only won because we ran out of bullets okay. If bullets were cheaper they would have lost big time.
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As an American, I'll say

... you can run out of bullets?
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Also as an Australian, I'll say.

The birds only won because we ran out of bullets okay. If bullets were cheaper they would have lost big time.




Or maybe they've just outsmarted your pesky bullets... smh
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I am absolutely making a magical girl for this.
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Might chnge stuff up a bit, I'm just waiting on someone but I finally added some backstory

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- Dancing is something that Morgan sucks at, and he knows it but continues to dance anyway.






I couldn't pick one joke for that factoid, so enjoy both :P
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@Kyuuzen Accepted, port him over

@LemonZest1337 Also good, but as it's a first draft I'll let you make any edits you wanna make.

@Pyxis I appreciate all of his really powerful spells only working on people near death's door, but that also raises the question of what death's door is considering all the healing factors running about. If they're cut in half and should by dead by all logic but are healing slowly, is that death's door still? Also what happens to the stolen souls? Do they just sit in an extra-dimensional box?

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I couldn't pick one joke for that factoid, so enjoy both :P


Morgan: Joke's on you, lady! I am not interested in women! Or anyone for the matter!
My one and only true love is candy and candy only.





@Pyxis I appreciate all of his really powerful spells only working on people near death's door, but that also raises the question of what death's door is considering all the healing factors running about. If they're cut in half and should by dead by all logic but are healing slowly, is that death's door still? Also what happens to the stolen souls? Do they just sit in an extra-dimensional box?


Each soul gem has it's only pocket dimension, big enough to fit a soul in. Morgan has a limited soul and once he consumes a soul the soul gem, or jolly rancher, would be emptied and he'd be able to obtain another soul.

As for the near death thing, I would say that they would have to be very badly hurt, their internal organs damaged or not working. "Death is a condition, where the nervous system is inactive, the eyes closed, the postural muscles relaxed, and consciousness permanently suspended." Something like that.

If the person is healing, I would say there would be some kind of resistant coming from the soul trying to hold on to it's living body and the spell could not work. Depending on how badly the other person would want to live. Like for the elderly and sick, it would be easier to get their soul since their state of mind wouldn't be so intact? So if someone else is healing the person who is near death it would be easier to get that person's soul than to get someone who is actively healing themselves.

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If I could suggest, from a Doyleist plot perspective, "near death" as to mean "might as well be dead anyway."
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<Snipped quote by Lmpkio>


My one and only true love is candy and candy only.




Your true love is within.
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Ok @Bluetommy I've done all the edits I could think of off the top of my head. Should I plonk it into the CS tab now?
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@Lmpkio See, despite being a card-carrying badass with enough weapons for an entire squad, Marie's actually just gonna hide in vans with suspicious signs
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@Lmpkio See, despite being a card-carrying badass with enough weapons for an entire squad, Marie's actually just gonna hide in vans with suspicious signs


Bounty hunting is a complicated profession.

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Oh wait. Just noticed.

Nathan probably has a bounty on his head.
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Oh wait. Just noticed.

Nathan probably has a bounty on his head.


I mean, he's an "asshole in a suit", so of course Marie's gonna go after Scrooge McDuck and steal his riches.

Also because he's a demon, but that's irrelevant.
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Seeing as there's a bounty hunter in the group I think it would be funny to have Babble have a bounty on her head for one hundred and twenty dollars put on her by the local grocery store.
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Seeing as there's a bounty hunter in the group I think it would be funny to have Babble have a bounty on her head for one hundred and twenty dollars put on her by the local grocery store.


$120 in what?

Baguettes?
Wine?
Bonbons?
Croissants?
Ruptured Eardrums?
Broken Marriage Windows?

Ya gotta be specific my guy.
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