That actually did clear it up a whole lot!

For some strange reason I just kept imagining that warp tunnel graphic Star Wars uses when a ship goes into light speed and it just jumbled everything up! But yeah, thanks a whole lot fam!

@Torack Yes, the Warp (or Immaterium) is quite literally an undercurrent of our own universe - like if you were to cut a hole in the top of a box, fell into it, and found yourself in an entirely different universe. Or, if you're more spiritual, how some people think of 'another side' right 'beside' our own.

The Warp is quite reasonably described as Hell itself, ships having to rip a hole in the fabric of space and slide through it using the Navigators to guide them... and still with the possibility of coming out at a different location, point in time, or never coming out at all.

Imperial vessels also use what's called a 'Gellar Field' as a form of protective bubble around their ships during Warp travel; without it things can get in to your ship just as readily as you want to get out.

T'au on the other hand do not use Warp technology, their ships doing long-distance jumps by 'skimming' the surface of the ethereal ocean like stones.

Orks... Well... Orks thirst for battle and carnage like the fungal virus they are, and therefore don't bother even using protective shields when jumping - what would be the point, Daemons make for good fighting!

This meme also explains it well, and makes me laugh: knowyourmeme.com/photos/961046-warham…

I return to the guild after a year! Also hello gents, this looks fun!

@Sophrus Oh damn! It's 'ya boi'.

You are most welcome, Soph - just the maniac bomber we need. Feel free to slap him up in the Character tab at your leisure.

@Skwint OI YE GIT! Where's the Doc? (If you do need more time, that's fine too.)

To everyone else, opening post goes up later today/early tomorrow. 'Ere we go.

My God, three accepted characters, and not a hint of that Blood Axe core in sight. Guess I'll have to correct this imbalance.



Also, that meme is wrong. Astropaths don't chart courses through the Warp, and Navigators don't scream in agony in the process. MY GOD HOW DARE THEY GET IT WRONG AHH.

EDIT: Turns out we do in fact have a Blood Axe in sight. Pardon me. Still, better to have two Blood Axes than one, and better to have two Kommandos sneakin' about as well.

@BCTheEntity I just set the RP to 'full' BUT it's you, and another Blood Axe can't hurt... so you're lucky one this time.

Good sheet, post him up!

Name: Ugrokk Limcutta

Nickname: Dok

Klan: Blood Axe

Role: Painboy

Common Armament: Slugga, choppa, dok's tools

Anything else: Due to the impracticality of collecting payments when out sneakin' about, the Dok has taken to keeping a tally of the treatments he administered to each of the ladz. By the time the mission ends he has forgotten which set of tally marks was for which ork, because he never actually labels them. The others are then left to decide amongst themselves how to split the total payment they owe to their resident painboy.

@Skwint Love it! Get him into the Character tab.

Quick question, are there other orks with us? Or is it just our unit?

I believe that we have been cut off, so it's just us I think.

@Jarl Coolgruuf@BCTheEntity@Skwint@Sophrus@Torack@Ollumhammersong

We waiting for my character to thump Soph's? :D

I'm waiting for my work week to end. Which is today. Then i have all weekend to respond

It's only been a couple of days, yo. This is on my schedule of things to do, don't ya worry.

@Jarl Coolgruuf@BCTheEntity@Skwint@Sophrus@Torack@Ollumhammersong

We waiting for my character to thump Soph's? :D

Yayy, free tooffs for da squad!

I'll be takin' dem toofs as upfront payment fer my expert medikal services.

Ladies and gents, a post is made. Enjoy the kunnin' brutality of Snekart 'Eadsmakka.

@Ollumhammersong Your post made my head hurt. :D

I don't have to do the orky talk for entire posts.... but I want to

Awe, I thought of another character that would be super fun... Oh well I have a backup if/when Kargut dies

Waaagh?