Guys, no questions, this is my official pairings thread. Also, I will bump this thread pathologically until I form a multi-page interest check. You have been warned.

DA BORK RULEZ

1) There is only Bork.
2) You are Bork.
3) This thread is Bork.
4) Soon, the whole world will be borked to Bork.

DA BEST PAIRINGS IN DA WURLD

- ROCK (ME/YOU) X PAPER (ME/YOU) X SCISSORS (ME/YOU)
- THE PLANT (ME) X SUNLIGHT (ME) X CARBON DIOXIDE (YOU) X WATER (YOU)
- INCEST
- TRUCK (ME) X JAYWALKER (YOU)
- COCAINE (ME) X THE STRAW THAT GOES UP YOUR NOSTRILS (YOU)
- SPACE SQUID (ME) X SPACE SPERM WHALE THAT EATS IT BECAUSE THAT'S HOW THE FOOD CHAIN WORKS (YOU)
- IMBALANCED POWER RELATIONSHIPS VERSION ONE MILLION

[b][u]FANDUMS[/b][/u]
- Foodfight the Movie
- The Smurfs Movie
- The Bee Movie
- Toy Story
- Freddy Got Fingered
- Every M.Night Shyamalan Movie. Ever.
- Every Uwe Boll Movie.