Are you tired of one response per week RPs? Have substandard writers got you down? Are you looking for longer posts and a story you can get lost in? Well, my friend, have we got an RP for you! But supplies are limited, so don’t wait! Read on and order your perfect RP Partner today! (Must be 18 or older, in fact, the older the better. Some restrictions apply. Batteries not included.)
Alright, here we go! I’m a more mature RP player, and I like my partners to be the same. While I have no trouble responding multiple times per day most of the time, I do have to get through this thing we call life. I will always give you a courtesy heads up, and I will NEVER ghost you. It’s cowardly, juvenile, and, quite frankly, RUDE! I have an intense aversion to rudeness.
Third person only, and yes, discord is a must. I don’t enjoy email or pm RPs. And first person is creeptastic to me. I’m an actual female looking to write with an actual male. No disrespect intended, but here be NSFW scenes, and for me, sex matters. As in gender. If this excludes you, I’m sorry, but we all have our own thing. Myself included.
If you’re still on board, only one more rule before the good stuff: in my humble opinion, you can’t write convincingly about romance if you’ve never had an adult relationship. So, if you’re still hung up on your college ex, we probably aren’t going to work well together lol
Moving right along...it’s PLOT TIME!
Pssst...over here. Right this way for you guys who are down with the slow burn vibe!
Idea one: Country girl, city guy
Congratulations! You’re some fancy pants corporate guy trying to make your mark in the hustle and bustle, and your great aunt you haven’t seen since you were a child left you her horse ranch. You’re thinking you can fix it up over a two or three week leave of absence (or maybe you got canned?). The place needs a ton of work and you’re in over your head. I’m the girl next door who has been tending to what horses are left and helping your dear, departed great aunt. We couldn’t be more different, and yet, we’ve both been badly burned in the love department. I’m suspicious of your big city ways, (you’re kind of a dick) you’re convinced I’m a one-horse town kind of girl and nothing more (I’m more than a little frosty) Will we let our guards down long enough to let the real people shine through and take a chance?
Idea 2: Hallmark Christmas Special (currently filled)
Just in time for the upcoming holidays! I am a small town girl who opened a bakery in the big city, and you’re a rich CEO or something along those lines. This could go a couple of ways. First, maybe I run into you (quite literally) while rushing a cake from my van into your office building for my first big order - it happens to be your promotion party. Frosting flies all over your Armani suit. But sparks seem to fly, too. OR maybe your stuck up as hell fiancee hires me to make the cake for your upcoming wedding, but it’s not just my confections that leave you craving more. Set it against the backdrop of all the magic of the holiday season and voila!
Idea 3
The kids made me do It
Yep, you guessed it! We are both single parents with different backgrounds and are scarred by what happened to or with our exes. We could go dark here, or keep it simple. Either way, we have trust issues. You’re a bit of a playboy, when you can find a sitter, but when my kid joins your kid’s preschool, we start moving in the same birthday party/school/play date circles. I’ve been warned off you by the other moms you hit on, but I can’t help but see a softer side to you despite my fears. And you keep coming back no matter how many times I shoot ya down, etc. we can iron that out later. But, juice boxes by the sandbox can only get us so far. Will we finally get together?
Idea 4 Blame it on the alcohol!
Not going to even hedge, I am ripping off Greys Anatomy just a bit here
The premise is that we meet in a bar. We drink too much, and I end up taking you home with me or going home with you. It is amazing, mind bending, best sex ever. But oh, snap, it’s a one night stand. We wake up the next day and I either run before you wake up (at your place) or basically push you out the door of mine. Here’s the kicker, if you don’t already know: We are both starting new jobs, and one of us turns out to be the others new boss. We can hammer out the details of what jobs, where, who the boss is, etc. Bottom line? We aren’t going to be able to keep it strictly business...or are we?
Alright, if you’re descriptive and like the longer post format, hit me up! I’m dying to forget the real world and lose myself in one or all of these beauties! Hope you are, too. Please be literate and an advanced writer!
Alright, here we go! I’m a more mature RP player, and I like my partners to be the same. While I have no trouble responding multiple times per day most of the time, I do have to get through this thing we call life. I will always give you a courtesy heads up, and I will NEVER ghost you. It’s cowardly, juvenile, and, quite frankly, RUDE! I have an intense aversion to rudeness.
Third person only, and yes, discord is a must. I don’t enjoy email or pm RPs. And first person is creeptastic to me. I’m an actual female looking to write with an actual male. No disrespect intended, but here be NSFW scenes, and for me, sex matters. As in gender. If this excludes you, I’m sorry, but we all have our own thing. Myself included.
If you’re still on board, only one more rule before the good stuff: in my humble opinion, you can’t write convincingly about romance if you’ve never had an adult relationship. So, if you’re still hung up on your college ex, we probably aren’t going to work well together lol
Moving right along...it’s PLOT TIME!
Pssst...over here. Right this way for you guys who are down with the slow burn vibe!
Idea one: Country girl, city guy
Congratulations! You’re some fancy pants corporate guy trying to make your mark in the hustle and bustle, and your great aunt you haven’t seen since you were a child left you her horse ranch. You’re thinking you can fix it up over a two or three week leave of absence (or maybe you got canned?). The place needs a ton of work and you’re in over your head. I’m the girl next door who has been tending to what horses are left and helping your dear, departed great aunt. We couldn’t be more different, and yet, we’ve both been badly burned in the love department. I’m suspicious of your big city ways, (you’re kind of a dick) you’re convinced I’m a one-horse town kind of girl and nothing more (I’m more than a little frosty) Will we let our guards down long enough to let the real people shine through and take a chance?
Idea 2: Hallmark Christmas Special (currently filled)
Just in time for the upcoming holidays! I am a small town girl who opened a bakery in the big city, and you’re a rich CEO or something along those lines. This could go a couple of ways. First, maybe I run into you (quite literally) while rushing a cake from my van into your office building for my first big order - it happens to be your promotion party. Frosting flies all over your Armani suit. But sparks seem to fly, too. OR maybe your stuck up as hell fiancee hires me to make the cake for your upcoming wedding, but it’s not just my confections that leave you craving more. Set it against the backdrop of all the magic of the holiday season and voila!
Idea 3
The kids made me do It
Yep, you guessed it! We are both single parents with different backgrounds and are scarred by what happened to or with our exes. We could go dark here, or keep it simple. Either way, we have trust issues. You’re a bit of a playboy, when you can find a sitter, but when my kid joins your kid’s preschool, we start moving in the same birthday party/school/play date circles. I’ve been warned off you by the other moms you hit on, but I can’t help but see a softer side to you despite my fears. And you keep coming back no matter how many times I shoot ya down, etc. we can iron that out later. But, juice boxes by the sandbox can only get us so far. Will we finally get together?
Idea 4 Blame it on the alcohol!
Not going to even hedge, I am ripping off Greys Anatomy just a bit here
The premise is that we meet in a bar. We drink too much, and I end up taking you home with me or going home with you. It is amazing, mind bending, best sex ever. But oh, snap, it’s a one night stand. We wake up the next day and I either run before you wake up (at your place) or basically push you out the door of mine. Here’s the kicker, if you don’t already know: We are both starting new jobs, and one of us turns out to be the others new boss. We can hammer out the details of what jobs, where, who the boss is, etc. Bottom line? We aren’t going to be able to keep it strictly business...or are we?
Alright, if you’re descriptive and like the longer post format, hit me up! I’m dying to forget the real world and lose myself in one or all of these beauties! Hope you are, too. Please be literate and an advanced writer!