Joke's on you, I don't have one.
Even though Majora Dragon Cult Dragur might be plotting to sacrifice me or abuse my strange knowledge of his god for personal power, my reaction to someone walking into my room is simple:
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOME GET OUT"
... otherwise it'd be straight up "Satanic cults again, bab. Yeah I should probably stop fessing up to Dad claiming to be Satan but this is a completely different cult."