@MikkishtheLeprechaun
Elvis turned to Jesse and replied, "The only thing I want, is to return to Graceland, in my heaven."
"I dunno how I got here and don't really care,but I'm ready to go back."
Elvis turned to Rick and Higgsbury, "You two are geniuses right, rocket scientists, well what's the plan?"

@MajorGremlin@Kenshi@ZAVAZggg@Dark Cloud

Jesse turned to the scientists with his brow furrowed.

“If you can send him back to Grace Land, then you can send me back to Culrud.” He said, then looked at Zyx “Or maybe you could.”

“Anyway, we can’t forget the task at hand. Know anything about a cult?” Jesse asked Elvis.

@MikkishtheLeprechaun
Elvis laughed, spewing his drink all over Ricks shoes, "Did you say ,your home is Crud?"
Elvis placed his hand on Higgsbury's shoulder to steady himself.
"We gonna send him back to crud."

@Kenshi

Jason scowled at Elvis’ mispronunciation.

“You would be impaled where I’m from for calling it that.”

Then Grim appeared in a brief poof of smoke...all to join Elvis in laughter.

@MikkishtheLeprechaun
" Impaled? Who are you, Vlad Tepes? Are you from Transylvania?"
Elvis elbowed Higgsbury in the ribs playfully, "Better get the garlic necklaces ready."

@MajorGremlin@Kenshi@ZAVAZggg@Dark Cloud

Jesse turned to the scientists with his brow furrowed.

“If you can send him back to Grace Land, then you can send me back to Culrud.” He said, then looked at Zyx “Or maybe you could.”

“Anyway, we can’t forget the task at hand. Know anything about a cult?” Jesse asked Elvis.

"Most likely, yes."

Zyx rounded a corner, coming to a halt near a featureless part of the wall. Running a hand over it, he exposed an angular yet twisting rune. One which emitted a light cobalt hue even though it was midday.

"Here we are. Looks like a ward of some kind. That must mean some space in this building is being used as a meeting place for members of the cult. A storage room perhaps."

@Kenshi@ZAVAZggg

Jesse gave Elvis a plain look.

“What the hell is garlic?” He asked

“Jesse here is from the apocalypse.” Grim said “He doesn’t understand basic things. Hey Jesse, supercalifrgulisticispyalidocuois!”

Jesse jumped “Did you put a curse on me? Begone! Witch!” Jesse yelled, much to Grim’s laughter.

Jesse scowled at Grim but turned to Zyx “Wards aren’t real.” He said plainly, recalling various witches he had met.

@Kenshi@ZAVAZggg

Jesse gave Elvis a plain look.

“What the hell is garlic?” He asked

“Jesse here is from the apocalypse.” Grim said “He doesn’t understand basic things. Hey Jesse, supercalifrgulisticispyalidocuois!”

Jesse jumped “Did you put a curse on me? Begone! Witch!” Jesse yelled, much to Grim’s laughter.

Jesse scowled at Grim but turned to Zyx “Wards aren’t real.” He said plainly, recalling various witches he had met.

"Not in your world maybe," Zyx said, turning round to face them. "But they certainly are in the wider omniverse."

The god of time promptly strode off, seemingly moving deeper into the building.

"Now come along! We have a cult to find!"

@MikkishtheLeprechaun
"Whoah, the apocalypse? Like dead city central? End of the world and all that?"
"Why the hell would you wanna go back ?"
Elvis turned to Zyx, "what's this about a cult, they responsible for me being here?"

@MikkishtheLeprechaun
"Whoah, the apocalypse? Like dead city central? End of the world and all that?"
"Why the hell would you wanna go back ?"
Elvis turned to Zyx, "what's this about a cult, they responsible for me being here?"

"Not that I know of, no!"

Zyx didn't stop in his journey, merely paused to change course and head down a hallway that branched off to the left.

@Kenshi@ZAVAZggg

"These must be the Times Long Past, but they are far too strange. Where I am from, that is home." Jesse said, hardly considering this world to be better. He continued following Zyx

Goggled eyes glanced this way and that while Higgsbury quietly listened in on this conversation. As expected, everyone desired to return to their homes, where they belong. Graceland, Culrud(?), and various others… Wilson sighed, adjusting the straps of his backpack. To be honest, he wished the same. Though the Constant was absolutely dreadful, he’d much rather be trapped there with his ragtag family than running about in this world without them.

When Jesse’s eyes fell upon him and Mr. Sanchez, though, Wilson tilted his head. “Wh--?” Oh, he wished! If he had the resources to build a machine that’d whisk them back to their respective dimensions, he’d do so in a jiffy! But, honestly, at this moment; this was way beyond him (he won’t admit that, of course)! But the other guy… Wilson peered over at Zyx. Maybe, with some help, this guy could? Or their partner with the rune? Or… Or…

“A cult?”

Before he could question anything further, Higgsbury wobbled over the king suddenly using him to steady that balance. It seems that the other scientist wouldn’t be the only one banned from drinks for the rest of the day! But his drunken wobbling brought a blessing that Wilson must rub in Willow’s face later on!

Threats were tossed! And suddenly -- was that the Grim reaper!? Higgsbury’s mouth pursed into a thin line, which shattered over the sudden jabbing to his ribs. “Wh-whuah?” He’d rapidly look around once he recovered, unsure if he happened to be the only one taking notice of the skeleton in the room. “Er.”

Maybe he should keep quiet? He didn’t want to be deemed as crazy… For the umpteenth time. And so, the goggled scientist carried on while giving Elvis a quivering smile -- until his eyes locked upon what used to be a plain wall. “Shiny…” Twisting, glowing, almost captivating! Curiosity tugged at Wilson P. Higgsbury, drawing him closer to the ward… Only for him to freeze over Jesse’s sudden outburst.

Thank the stars! He wasn’t nutty after all! Luckily for them, the Reaper didn’t seem to be on the hostile side… And in some way, the bony creature reminded him of Wortox, a charming little imp who only lived to play tricks and pester others!

“...”

But that aside, the ‘cult’ matters might just be real. This gathering must be the cause of why they’re all here, yes?

No. Zyx was quick to answer Elvis’ audible question and Higgsbury’s silent wonder.

Damn it.

Releasing another sigh, the scientist carried on along with the group. There was still the possibility, right?

@MajorGremlin

Rick rolled his eyes and sighed as he shook his head, because this whole little detour had been a huge waste of time and he could care less about the anime god, the king or even that weird homeless guy. However the smaller scientist could be useful, so before he continued Rick grabbed the smaller scientist and hoisted him under and arm with a loud burp.

"H-h-*belch*-hey you know what I think your all pieces of shhhhiiiiiiit!" he flipped them off with a smug smile "Go-go-ga-*belch*-gadget Rick boots!" and with that he sped off with the small scientist tucked beneath his arm, as he screamed all sorts of obscenities about being better than everyone and that he was a god.

@MajorGremlin

Rick rolled his eyes and sighed as he shook his head, because this whole little detour had been a huge waste of time and he could care less about the anime god, the king or even that weird homeless guy. However the smaller scientist could be useful, so before he continued Rick grabbed the smaller scientist and hoisted him under and arm with a loud burp.

"H-h-*belch*-hey you know what I think your all pieces of shhhhiiiiiiit!" he flipped them off with a smug smile "Go-go-ga-*belch*-gadget Rick boots!" and with that he sped off with the small scientist tucked beneath his arm, as he screamed all sorts of obscenities about being better than everyone and that he was a god.

One moment, Higgsbury was on his two perfectly-working feet, then the next; he was yanked into the air and within the grasp of the taller doctor. Like a kitten grabbed by its scruff, Wilson froze for a good minute before looking up at Rick with the most confuzzled expression. Flushed with embarrassment, to say the least… “Mr. Sanchez, I may be small but I’m not some sort of ‘purse chihuahua’ to haul arou---”

Suddenly, they’re bolting off in another direction with the taller fellow spewing the complete opposite of… Gentlemanly language and something about being a God.

“Wh-where are we going!? What are you--!?”

@MajorGremlin

Rick rolled his eyes and sighed as he shook his head, because this whole little detour had been a huge waste of time and he could care less about the anime god, the king or even that weird homeless guy. However the smaller scientist could be useful, so before he continued Rick grabbed the smaller scientist and hoisted him under and arm with a loud burp.

"H-h-*belch*-hey you know what I think your all pieces of shhhhiiiiiiit!" he flipped them off with a smug smile "Go-go-ga-*belch*-gadget Rick boots!" and with that he sped off with the small scientist tucked beneath his arm, as he screamed all sorts of obscenities about being better than everyone and that he was a god.

Trollge lifted his gaze towards the sky, momentarily halting his thrashing of the man beneath him, who used this opportunity to try and escape. Calmly snapping the man's neck, he pulled a pair of inflatable water wings out of his suit pocket and slipped them on.

"Air is lighter than oxygen. Air floats on oxygen."

Hyperventilating, Trollge began to rise and chased after Rick as he soared through the deep blue sky.

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One moment, Higgsbury was on his two perfectly-working feet, then the next; he was yanked into the air and within the grasp of the taller doctor. Like a kitten grabbed by its scruff, Wilson froze for a good minute before looking up at Rick with the most confuzzled expression. Flushed with embarrassment, to say the least… “Mr. Sanchez, I may be small but I’m not some sort of ‘purse chihuahua’ to haul arou---”

Suddenly, they’re bolting off in another direction with the taller fellow spewing the complete opposite of… Gentlemanly language and something about being a God.

“Wh-where are we going!? What are you--!?”

<Snipped quote by Dark Cloud>

Trollge looked up to the sky, momentarily halting his thrashing of the man beneath him, who used this opportunity to try and escape. Calmly snapping the man's neck, he pulled a pair of inflatable water wings out of his suit pocket and slipped them on.

"Air is lighter than oxygen. Air floats on oxygen."

Hyperventilating, Trollge began to rise and chased after Rick as he soared through the deep blue sky.

Rick Sanchez had been about to say something witty before he spotted a real life creepypasta and it took the man a second to recognize that the meme in question was Trollge. "We were about to go on a Rick a-*belch*-and Higgsbury adventure but apparently the living meme is after us." he sounded quite unimpressed, but continued speeding down the road until coming to a complete halt before an official looking building.

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Rick Sanchez had been about to say something witty before he spotted a real life creepypasta and it took the man a second to recognize that the meme in question was Trollge. "We were about to go on a Rick a-*belch*-and Higgsbury adventure but apparently the living meme is after us." he sounded quite unimpressed

Trollge flapped his arms, his hyperventilation having ceased as he was now encased in his own oxygen field and only needed to breathe normally to keep afloat.

Paradoxically, this flapping only seemed to increase his speed.

Higgsbury’s worried expression went blank while listening to the scientist’s drunken blabber… “Adventure? A living meme?” He’d blink rapidly a few times, which went unseen. “What’s a ‘meme’?”

At this moment, something told Wilson to look up... And that’s when he saw quite the odd and sinister-looking man flying somewhere above them like some sort of wicked demon! “What in science’s name!?”

@Kenshi@MajorGremlin@ZAVAZggg@Dark Cloud Jesse continued grimacing. He couldn't catch a break here.

"Well god damnit. Its bad enough to be a dancing clown for the grim reaper, but now it seems I am in a land of gods who mock me as well." Then he saw the strange creature. A meme chasing Rick.

"Should we do something about that?" He asked to anyone in earshot. But the questions was answered when both Rick and Trollge were shot at by National Guard soldiers.

@Kenshi@MajorGremlin@ZAVAZggg@Dark Cloud Jesse continued grimacing. He couldn't catch a break here.

"Well god damnit. Its bad enough to be a dancing clown for the grim reaper, but now it seems I am in a land of gods who mock me as well." Then he saw the strange creature. A meme chasing Rick.

"Should we do something about that?" He asked to anyone in earshot. But the questions was answered when both Rick and Trollge were shot at by National Guard soldiers.

Higgsbury’s worried expression went blank while listening to the scientist’s drunken blabber… “Adventure? A living meme?” He’d blink rapidly a few times, which went unseen. “What’s a ‘meme’?”

At this moment, something told Wilson to look up... And that’s when he saw quite the odd and sinister-looking man flying somewhere above them like some sort of wicked demon! “What in science’s name!?”

Rick had been about to answer when a gunshot whizzed past him "Oh what the fu-f-*belch*-fuck! W-w-we're being shot at Higgsbury! W-w-we're being shot at, you hear me we're being fucking chased by nightmare fuel plus some trigger-happy feds! W-w-we'll d-*belch*-die if we just stand here!" he put the small man on the ground and looked at the people who shot at him "Hey! This is Rick the guy you just shot at, stop shooting at us and tell the president my grandson i-*belch*-is missing." he shouted at the National Guard.