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It’s definitely something, Cinematographer. That’s for sure.

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Now I’m just buzzing with all kinds of ideas. Imagine all the cool shots!

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Hmm. You got examples of stuff you’ve shot?

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Yeah! What kind of genres do you like?

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Don’t care about genre if the stuff is quality.

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How about noir?
*Pulls out a handheld camcorder with an integrated display that supports a surprisingly high resolution and flips through several clips*

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Actually, better question. Can you just drum up media on a whim that didn’t exist before? I know that audio clip wasn’t me and was just you and all, but there’s no way you had that on hand regardless.

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Yeah, so—
*Closes the camcorder*
Great question! No. Well, kinda yes. It’s complicated.
*Lifts my hand and pinches my fingers in a smooth motion, like pinning an object to a cork board*
I can only do that if it’s convenient and almost makes sense.

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*Blinks*
I mean, feels like something like that would always be convenient. And you seem to always almost make sense.

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You’ve caught on to my scheme! I can’t just poof up anything I want out there—that would be deus ex machina and a terrible writing practice.
*Karate chops into my open palm with each word*
It has to be thematic. It has to be clever. It has to be interesting.

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How is an ability dictated by those parameters? Is it a self imposed restriction? Or regulated by a higher power if some kind?

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It's kind of funny you ask, but the long and short of it is that if it's not entertaining, my contracts get canceled, I get to do even less, and we all end up with a sad Surprise!.

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The “almost making sense” thing seems way more apparent after I actually mention it.

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What can I say? Comes with the territory!
*Rolls an apple across my shoulders, down my arm, and then tosses it into my mouth, downing it in one bite*
Zhat shaid, being parcth of my charasher givesh me a lo of leeway.

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*Slowly shifts my gaze down to the base of the guitar, clearly in deep, questioning thought*

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Makesh shense, right?

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*Plays a very brief jingle that sounds like the kind of tune you’d hear after a gag in an old cartoon*

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*Nearly chokes laughing*

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Don’t die. Wouldn’t be good for those contracts.

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*Swallows*
Everyone loves a good fakeout. You see, that's the kind of thing I would do if I was more of a social media kind of gal.