you soviet motherfu-

Союз нерушимый республик свободных
Сплотила навеки Великая Русь.
Да здравствует созданный волей народов
Единый, могучий Советский Союз!

Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Дружбы, народов надежный оплот!
Знамя советское, знамя народное
Пусть от победы, к победе ведет!

now listen here you bloody twat!

NOW LISTEN CLOSELY! HERE'S A LITTLE LESSON IN CRIPPLING DEPRESSION! THIS IS GOING DOWN IN OSTEOPOROSIS! IF YOU WANNA BE A FAGGOT, NUMBER 1!

YOU HAVE TO GET THROWN INTO A SOVIET SLUM!

yes. indeed.

In the heart of holy see
In the home of Christianity
The seat of power is in danger
There's a foe of a thousand swords
They've been abandoned by their lords
Their fall from grace will pave their path, to damnation
Then the 189
In the service of heaven
They're protecting the holy line
It was 1527
Gave their lives on the steps to heaven
Thy will be done!
For the grace, for the might of our lord
For the home of the holy
For the faith, for the way of the sword
Gave their lives so boldly
For the grace, for the might of our lord
In the name of his glory
For the faith, for the way of the sword
Come and tell their story again
Under guard of 42
Along a secret avenue
Castle saint Angelo is waiting
They're the guard of the holy see
They're the guards of Christianity
Their path to history is paved with salvation
Then the 189
In the service of heaven
They're protecting the holy line
It was 1527
Gave their lives on the steps to heaven
Thy will be done!
For the grace, for the might of our lord
For the home of the holy
For the faith, for the way of the sword
Gave their lives so boldly
For the grace, for the might of our lord
In the name of his glory
For the faith, for the way of the sword
Come and tell their story again
Dying for salvation with dedication
No capitulation, annihilation
Papal commendation, reincarnation
Heaven is your destination
Dying for salvation with dedication
No capitulation, annihilation
Papal commendation, reincarnation
Heaven is your destination
In the name of god
For the grace, for the might of our lord
For the home of the holy
For the faith, for the way of the sword
Gave their lives so boldly
For the grace, for the might of our lord
In the name of his glory
For the faith, for the way of the sword
Come and tell their story
Gave their lives so boldly
Come and tell the Swiss Guards' story again

NOW LISTEN CLOSELY! HERE'S A LITTLE LESSON IN CRIPPLING DEPRESSION! THIS IS GOING DOWN IN OSTEOPOROSIS! IF YOU WANNA BE A FAGGOT, NUMBER 1!

Can we not use slurs?

which one is a slur? plus he's not here right now.

oh. i just looked it up. sorry.

did not know.

I'll tell him when he comes back. he's new.

Dorian is the owner of the tavern.

i read that in the character sheet, but why does that make people think he'll make us fight?

i did my research 🤓

Have no idea. You'll have to ask Dark about that

._.

ooooohhhhh

wait so im dumb and kinda confused- how did the second racoon die??