<Snipped quote by Nimda>

Grab a hold of the back of your jacket, flinging you into a nearby wall on the barren planet we stand on, my armor smouldering and red hot from where you fired the rounds into me*

A lousy attempt-

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*the explosive combinayion of different ammunition hitting my armor catches me by suprise, as I can barely keep up with the fluctuations in weaponry, my armor revealing cracks within its hide*

Annoying little pests!

*I swing my hamer around me once, bringing it over my head, befor slamming it into the ground, producing an incredible vibration and kinetic wave of energy that sends out not only a shockwave, but breaks the planet itself into chunks*

<Snipped quote by Nimda>

Grab a hold of the back of your jacket, flinging you into a nearby wall on the barren planet we stand on, my armor smouldering and red hot from where you fired the rounds into me*

A lousy attempt-

<Snipped quote by Fractured>

*the explosive combinayion of different ammunition hitting my armor catches me by suprise, as I can barely keep up with the fluctuations in weaponry, my armor revealing cracks within its hide*

Annoying little pests!

*I swing my hamer around me once, bringing it over my head, befor slamming it into the ground, producing an incredible vibration and kinetic wave of energy that sends out not only a shockwave, but breaks the planet itself into chunks*

<Snipped quote by Session>

*He seems to largely be more stable and calm through the trauma, more so than any normal person would be at least*
I always regret harming any truly good folks. But if I find either of you interfering with my work in the future, for any reason, I will kill you.
*The dimensional layer we’re in spits you both back into the real world without moving you physically at all, and I disappear along with it*

<Snipped quote by LimeTime966>

Self-control's not your MO, huh?

<Snipped quote by Webmaster>

Nope. Self-control is boring.

<Snipped quote by LimeTime966>

I've got to hand it to you. You're a unique guy.

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General! General! What do we do??

<Snipped quote by Webmaster>

*Smirks.*
I am. Ain't nobody like me!

<Snipped quote by Session>

*Points as a small squadron of soldiers take notice of us, and run over to our side. One kneels down, pokes my neck with his finger to inject me with something in it, and then takes the knife out of my neck after a moment as I fall asleep, with the blood loss nearly completely stabilized*
Soldier: Let us take him back to the ship. Proper equipment there.

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Just don't get me killed along with you, kay?

<Snipped quote by Webmaster>

Phhh. I've never let anybody who is with me get harmed. Unless it's by me. On purpose. And by "harmed" I mean death. Instantaneously. You know what, I'll just agree with what you said instead of this rant.

I miss earth. I miss the ritz.
*I drinks*
... I miss real alcohol.

<Snipped quote by Armed Forces>

*Peers into the planet's energies looking for any trace of the black fire's influence*

Oh goodie. visitors.
*i look up and wave towards them, inviting them to sit*
I got alchohol if you'd like. tell me a bit about yourselves, i'm bored.

<Snipped quote by Session>

*It has completely disappeared without a trace*

<Snipped quote by LimeTime966>

Aaaaaalright, then. Let's be moving along.
*The sphere of spacial distortion in my hand expands from its position and encompasses the world around us, and our surroundings have been changed to the entrance to an empty coffee shop overlooking a seaside cliff*

<Snipped quote by Sky Blue>

*You also find yourself caught up in the dimensional tunnel, warped to the same position we're at*

Oh goodie. visitors.
*i look up and wave towards them, inviting them to sit*
I got alchohol if you'd like. tell me a bit about yourselves, i'm bored.

<Snipped quote by Webmaster>

*Looks over the edge of the cliff.*
As long as nobody pushes me over, nobody should die!

<Snipped quote by Sky Blue>

*I turn my head to the demon, and frown at what I hear.*
Visitors? Whatever. I'll pass on the alcohol, it's stupid and mind numbing. And you will be my entertainment. Understand?
*My left hand is behind my back, but you can see tiny wisps of energy peeking above my head coming from behind me. I do not look amused.*

<Snipped quote by Webmaster>

*Looks over the edge of the cliff.*
As long as nobody pushes me over, nobody should die!

<Snipped quote by Sky Blue>

*I turn my head to the demon, and frown at what I hear.*
Visitors? Whatever. I'll pass on the alcohol, it's stupid and mind numbing. And you will be my entertainment. Understand?
*My left hand is behind my back, but you can see tiny wisps of energy peeking above my head coming from behind me. I do not look amused.*

<Snipped quote by LimeTime966>
@Webmaster

HA! i am no one's anything. I will entertain you, if you entertain me. deal?
*I smirked as I conjured up a wine bottle and downed it.*
I offer wine cause i don't get drunk.