One liner role play — Roleplayer Guild

You find that the giant bug does not taste like fried chicken but medium rare steak

And then you die to death forever and ever.

.... Think you killed it

That joke is bad and you should feel bad.

A nuclear bomb inside your stomach detonates

(Now he cannot revive himself)

And that's when things get really interesting, because Snoop Dogg and Free Willy show up with a bass guitar and the creepy writer Johnny Depp played in secret garden.

Then chuck Norris gives Jesus the power of the beard!

(And in a desperate attempt to revive this....) Then suddenly, a potato flew in the window!

BlitheCrescent said
(And in a desperate attempt to revive this....) Then suddenly, a potato flew in the window!

And then the thread had a heart attack and was put in the hospital.

BrobyDDark said
And then the thread had a heart attack and was put in the hospital.

((Seriously, STOP trying to kill this poor man..... ))

But was soon released because he was actually fine.

BlitheCrescent said
((Seriously, STOP trying to kill this poor man..... ))
But was soon released because he was actually fine.

fortunately, an ambulance driver in an emergency did not see him coming out of the hospital and ran him down.

Mysterious forces demand further torment, reviving him in an especialy painful way, throwing some Vordak at the guy.

Vordak is then eaten by the guy who has another heart attack, dying on the scene only to be revived as Lord Demon Angel King Peasant Gary Stu. Gary for short.

Vordak is like a zombie, infecting those who bite him (no, not the other way round ye damned fools), and thus, the guy was indeed revived in a (moraly) painful way, becoming Vordak-y Lloyd Denim Angle Kink Pleasant Gory Stew, hot and delicously delicous.

And so the guy bought a sword.

And then became a pornstar, contracting syphilis on his first job.

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