Have any of you ever met a doppelganger of yourself, or a friend? It's freaking uncanny. My friends stumbled across a uni-age physicist with a southern English accent wearing a jumper exactly like my favourite one, who looked identical to me and used exactly the same body language.... in Glasgow, an hour from where I live. I showed a picture of him they sent me to my mother, and she thought it was me until I told her. What.

You should push him in front of a train and take over his life.

Or if your life is already really good, you should watch out for trains.

And watch out for the gay version of you.

Yeah, I watched a bit of Orphan Black, what's it to you?

I've been told by a couple people they saw a guy who looked exactly like me on a couple occasions. Once, one of my English friends showed me this picture of a guy who did have an uncanny resemblance to me. I thought that was pretty funny. You wouldn't mistake us standing side by side, but if you were at a distance or the corner of your eye, I could see it.

My favorite was a bit of a throwback from when I was a kid, I told my parents I had an identical twin Chinese brother named Ping who ran away to China at birth, which was so absurd it became a bit of a reoccurring joke at my expense over the years. Anyways, fast forward to the last summer Olympics and they are doing the diving event, and lo and behold, one of the Chinese divers, by some freaky coincidence, has a rather startling resemblance to me. Basically, if I were an Asian man, this guy would be me.

I inadvertently created a self-fulfilling prophesy.

This happened the other day, I was sitting in the car waiting for my husband to come back from getting the car's license plate renewed and I see this guy get out of a work truck who looked just like him. He had the same haircut, the same glasses, white t-shirt that my husband likes to wear, and the same physique. He even had the same cheesy mustache that I had recently dared my husband to grow. It was so fucking weird. So when he gets back I point him out, asking him if he ever thought he had a long lost twin. My husband was surprised at the resemblance and we took a few sly pictures just in case he ever needs a kidney.

Okay let me try again:

No, I haven't seen anyone who looks remarkably like me.

The chances of two of us ugly mother fuckers being in public at the same time are astronomically low.

I'm far to complex and amazing a person to find someone who matches my personality/interests, but in middle school I lived down the street from a kid who had the same first and last name and the exact same birthday as me. We went to the same school and the staff was constantly confusing us in their records. Calling me about shit for him and vice versa, and they even sent us each other's report cards at the end of the year.

my face is too weird for someone else to have it

If I meet my Doppleganger, I am going to kidnap him and make him exactly like me. I will then proceed to use our combined powers to pull off national heists and become so rich and powerful.

Hold on, I have a book to write.

I'm too handsome to have a doppleganger.

I see my doppelganger every day in the mirror thanks to acute schizophrenia. Yes my own reflection has talked to me before. <.<

Eh, I got a friend back in my senior high school years. Before I met her (she was in a different class) nearly all my friends who have met her said that she and I could be identical twins! That got me VERY curious, and it seemed she also got curious (all her friends made the same comment to her about me).

Finally, one day at lunch break, our friends got us to meet each other. And when we saw each other for the first time, she and I had the same reaction.

We were like: "What the heck???" -____-;; "Just how/from which side does she look like me?"

I mean, they all been saying that we look exactly the same. Well:
1. First of all, she had darker skin than mine
2. I have round-ish face, while hers was more ellips like.
3. I was taller and, to be frank, fatter than her.

In short she and I had the same opinion that we looked NOTHING alike. Although our friends were adamant that we look identical.

..... I think our friends trolled us good back then.

I am a changeling.

I've never seen, nor heard from my friends of anyone that resembles anything like my doppelganger, but I have had numerous strangers mistake me for someone else they know...

I did find a doppelganger of myself.

I killed him and took his place.

His family haven't noticed yet.