Oh yeah ... I don't often think about money ... Why not wear a cardboard box? Can't tell gender from just a cardboard box! :)

Nose wouldn't bring much damage to an attacker, likely only anger him more... Solar Plexus would only work if he isn't ready for the strike. If he is, all he has to do is tense his abs and not much can be done. And even if you do catch him unawares, a debilitating blow to the Solar PLexus is hard to deliver. The instep would actually be a damn good spot to hit an attacker, but again, it would take a damn lucky or skilled kick to keep him down. The groin... *grins* Well, most men tend to defend that well.

The best combo I have seen is pulling up your hands in a high guard to defend your face and wait for him to get close. Then pivot your body to the right or the left, your elbow lashing out to catch him in the face, preferably cheekbone or nose. Again, striking the nose is near worthless other than the fact that it will make his eyes tear up. Strike completed, you should be in a good position to wrap your arm around his neck in a guillotine choke and from there power knee strikes to the groin, plexus or ribs. Two or three well placed shots should have your baddie on the ground clutching his preciouses and midsection, where you can finish him off with kicks.

Sorry, it has just been happening so much lately. Slightly annoying.

Or carry a gun. That always works. (Starts protesting with NRA chums)

Not all of us have the, uh, record for a gun license.
I am a good shot, though.

hmmm ... Back to the cardboard box idea?

i fucking love cardboard boxes.

Fort/Shell/Space ship/trap Cardboard box does all!

Cardboard box and a blanket can go a long way.

add a sharpie or a laser pointer and you have a party.

and ugh, the weather is giving me constant migraines. I am 100% done. Someone rip my head off....

On another note, where is Bane.
I need to give him an earful.

If I could post pictures, I would post a totally cool and relevant gif. But I can't, so imagine I did.

(image here)

my hands smell like cinnamon.
this is amazing.

S.I.N.G is for when you are grabbed from behind bane. You elbow the solar plexus, stamp on the instep then go for the nose and groin. All of which give you opportunity to run.
I don't want this bullshit about "but they might expect it and your fucked" or "they'll be stronger and you're fucked"

It's just something that could help and they taught it in a film

I think most people who grab someone probably just expect helpless screaming and writhing. Not organized fighting.
And still, hitting someone in the nose hard enough will water their eyes pretty good. Might not blind them, but its hard to see through tears.

Bah. About to go out to the party. Social anxiety has me all nauseous and wanting to pull an excuse not to go ><
But i made them cheesecake!
My baking makes people like me...

I've never tasted your cake but I really like you :)
This party will be a breeze

Lmao, thats dirty ;D

And its fun. Hilarious. Ive been taught how to twerk, and theyre passing out adderall xD
Since i dont drink or accept any drugs, i get told to twerk everytime the song changes

Only you could twist cake :p

Glad you have been having a good time :)
Told you it would work out