People like fair battles here, right? Well, let's tear down that notion, stomp it into the ground, then spit on it's grave! This isn't your grandma's battle, so man up and face this unfair labyrinth of impending doom like a boss...then watch as the actual boss rips you to shreds and laughs at your pitiful demise. Any amount of you can join in on the attempt; more company for you in the afterlife to listen to your sob stories, after all.

Got it? Good. That's the basic premise of this battle. I can auto-hit you guys as desired as you all try to make it out of a dark labyrinth where traps and monsters are abound. You won't have any more information then that as you go into this thing, having just escaped the cells that held you captive. Your characters can be around peak human with minor magical abilities. They don't have to be human.

If you all fail then you can make another attempt. If last attempt your character peered into a dark corner and got their head insantly ripped off by an angry mutant spider, then on your next attempt you can improve on your mistakes. The spider would be there once again, so I won't god mod in things not there before. With enough luck and skill you can win, but mark my words, at one point or another...you will die!!!

I can't believe that no one has responded to this.

I AM SO TOTALLY RESPONDING TO THIS

Count me in, this seems pretty fun!

To explain how you guys can improve in the context of the story, there's some weird time travel stuff going on where everything resets back before you guys escape once you die, but your memories can retain some foggy memories that you aren't sure if they are real or not.

Wheeeen do we start? <:D

You warmed us, so we can't complain. I'm in!

My fight school thing sprung back to life before this one, so I'll finish that OOC first and then move on to this. Maybe today if I can.

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