Well, I'll explain it to you after you post in EH, and prove your posting speeds.

ERode-san will have my sheet before the end of today.

ERode said
By the way, Theobromine, if you don't mind, wanna do some advertising for this RP in the other AA RP you're in? :3

xD I think it would be best if you asked the GM for permission and advertised directly into the OOC? I wouldn't be able to answer any questions and I think it'd be ill-mannered of me to just pop in and post about another RP like that.

Asuras said
Everything but the kitchen sink.

You know me too well.

What's wrong with the Kitchen Sink~?

HellsGardenKeeper said
What's wrong with the kitchen sink?

Definitely congested with ERode-hentai's fluids.

ERode-san will openly admit to the deed if you ask him directly.

Hello.

Yuuji said
Definitely congested with ERode-hentai's fluids. ERode-san will openly admit to the deed if you ask him directly.

Ah~
Hmmm, just keep it away from my roses then, Dear.

HellsGardenKeeper said
Hmmm, just keep it away from my roses then, Dear.

A bold request.

I can has crazy person?




Name:
Iphigenia Tsubame

Age of Death:
17

Gender:
Female

Appearance:
Clean. Institutionally clean. Her hair is always neatly done and her clothes bloody spotless, like her room. She’d rather dress up than dress down, and likes blazers, a lot.

Personality:

“Studies prove there is a direct correlation between obsessive cleaning and sociopathy, and by extension, the inclination to murder or otherwise exhibit anti-social behaviors.”
-Iphigenia Tsubame, AP Psychology paper.

Preppy, proactive, and friendly, Iphigenia is every bit the role-model high-school junior. A person that plays sports, sings karaoke, and is fantastic with electronics, she is seen by others as an easy to approach and amicable person. She is empathetic and has a stunning ability to lead, to the point that she was elected class representative at the beginning of her third year, and was poised to win her school’s student council elections.

Yet something seems a bit off about her. Her jokes and comments always seem to allude to death or some other morbid joke, but probably most disconcerting is her tendency to clean. She is always crisp and neat and always wears well ironed, spotless clothes. If she gets a bit of dirt or some sort of stain on her clothes, she disappears for hours on end, only to appear with her hands in the pockets of new clothes, and a forced, demure smile. Some people swear they see something metallic on her body, but can never pinpoint what it is.

Those that visit her home see a similar scene of neatness; the rooms are spotless, with nary a piece of dust to be found. Framed pictures are perfectly centered and horizontal to the ground, there is nothing on tables, and everything is inexplicably lined up, with no crooked placements to be found. Even her computer space is sterile; for an electronics guru like her, that is unusual indeed. Wires are perfectly coiled, discs neatly arranged and cataloged, and the PC desktop is spotless. Alongside her neatly arranged collection of computer and audio equipment is a disconcertingly large collection of knives and scalpels in a Pelican case, with many of the spots for the weapons empty, presumably on her person.

Perhaps “something off” is a bit of an understatement. Role model student, you say? More like cold-blooded psychopath and an unrivaled control freak that happens to be role-model student. The only reason she hasn’t stuck a hunting knife in somebody’s back or slit somebody’s throat with a scalpel is because she’s fully aware of her own condition to the point where she emphasizes with others (but just doesn’t really care, and can essentially turn it off at will) and has enough self-restraint to not go on a super stabby-spree. Even then, the only reason she does that is because she doesn’t trust herself to not get caught killing somebody, and getting stuck in a looney-bin while the government attempts to brainwash you and feed you apple sauce every day is not a very enjoyable pastime.

Now, don’t get her wrong, she is not the type to explode or go batshit insane. She’s actually pretty reliable, and just likes poking things. With knives. Or killing things. She likes the idea of that too; it's one of the things she fantasizes about. Her only real trigger button is the matter of cleanliness, but for all intents-and-purposes, besides the whole bringing knives to school and stuff, Iphigenia has it under control. Really.

Biography:

Iphigenia Tsubame was a junior high school student in London before her death. From a young age, the control-seeking girl recognized that the growing computer industry was the place to go and took up basic programming on her own. It quickly became her main hobby, and as she grew older, expanded to include computer hardware, radio, audio, and general electronics.

Throughout her short life, she was always the smart, popular girl that knew a bit about computers. To others, this seemed normal enough, but Iphigenia began to take it to the next level , first delving into hacking, then spying on others, and then social engineering.

After getting into high school, she joined the robotics team and joined a programming club. This was also the time that Iphigenia became a little more… unstable. She began to keep an unusual amount of tabs on her fellow students through her skills, and on the odd occasion, would use this and the threat of violence as blackmail for the times where things... didn't go as well as they should.

She had no real aim in life; no life goal, no ultimate dream, but she really liked collecting her electronics and knives. In sophomore year, she started doing freelance work for large companies as a “security analyst,” in which she would attempt to crack, break in, neutralize, or otherwise defeat big corporate security measures. It was a high paying job for a well rounded analyst. Each commission brought her up to $15,000 on average upon each successful completion, and she never failed to break in to a company up until her last day as a living person. She would use this money to fund her hobbies, and in the months leading to her death, put together an absurdly well-funded campaign for student council president.

Alas, the up-and-coming but psychotic young programmer died before she could achieve anything or even kill anybody. Her death was ignominious as it was unexpected. One late spring day, she accepted a commission to analyze a corporate headquarters for security flaws. Breaking in to the building was easy enough by stealing RFID pass-codes wirelessly, entering in through the front door and passing security posing as an employee. Certain systems called for disabling in a discreet way, and to achieve this, Iphie chose the fatal mistake to disable a circuit up on the ceiling boards. She slipped from the office’s tiled ceilings and fell, getting caught on the fiber and electrical wires drooping down from the building infrastructure and choked on the wires. Of course, she had half a dozen knives on her but proceeded to drop them within a span of a few minutes. She ended up accidentally hanging herself. Oops?

Theme Song:
Unusually fitting theme

Fail death is fail. So basically, preppy psychopath control-freak girl? Welp, I don't see any problems, so have fun with that. Note that 'scientific' hacking and 'magical' hacking are on completely different tiers. As of her current state, if she tried hacking, it'd be akin to her throwing pebbles at a stone wall.

Is she also sporty and such? Or basically just a computer nerd? Does she actually know how to fight, or is she more of a fantasizing psychopath? Does she kill kittens?

Hacking is only 50% of her entire trick. It's manipulating people, breaking in, entering, picklocking, or physically forcing out information that gets her what she wants. And of course, she is more than willing to learn 'magical' hacking, time and powers beyond us willing.

Sporty. She can play something like soccer or do something like track just fine. She knows a bit of martial arts, and a few things with knives, but she hasn't actually stabbed anybody, yet. In that regard, yes, fantasizing.

Why do you think she's here? She didn't find it very fun, though.

So basically...things that most RPers would lolignore? XD Good luck trying to manipulate people, if nothing else. I find that deceptive characters are impossibru to play as, since most of the fluff for posts comes from your character's actual thoughts. In terms of magical hacking...yeah, good luck. I just want to see her q.q over her worthless 'scientific' hacking skillz. q.q even harder when she realizes that her computer wasn't brought down with her in Hell.

Hm, knows through actual practice? Or more like wiki/book knowledge? And just because you can play soccer or do track doesn't mean that you're fit and such. Does she do regular exercise and work out and pump iron and chug protein shakes? What is the extent of her maintenance of her body? Or do filthy activities like that keep her indoors as often as possible?

Wow. A kitten-killer. -10/10, will dump misfortune.

Oh yeah, note that your character doesn't actually have to do something bad. Morally ambiguous peeps go to Hell as well, cause the conditions for Heaven are hardcore, and Limbo is basically Tokyo in how little personal space you have.

Well, she's just going to be stealing a whole lot of shit then. That was basically her job, except it's not very legal like the ones she had before she died. And that won't prevent her from dicking around with anything electronic and messing shit up. But fuck, so she can't turn lights off remotely or stare at people when they sleep and shit?

Practice, like school track meets and stuff. But not something obnoxious like pumping iron every day or chugging shakes. She's got hacking to do, yo.

In that case, no kitten were harmed. There's no appeal in killing animals to her.

lol. female Felix.

And no, not EVERYTHING is magic. I would say that she can still remotely turn off the lights...whenever she manages to scrounge up the money for such equipment. As for watching people as they sleep...yeah, she'll be able to do that.

*steal

Name: Wendy "Copper" Wayne
Age of Death: 17
Gender: Female
Appearance: Tall and toned, Wendy carries herself with a dominating presence, capable of steeling herself in the presence of contrasting emotional atmospheres. She is the type of person whose mere presence instills silence in the common, walking with a soft but deliberate and unwavering step. "A train that barely moves is just as invincible as a speeding one, and is less likely to derail," so Wendy says.

Personality:
Negatives Traits:

Physically Violent - Tendency to resort to physical harm to get what she wants from others around her age, or simply to be mean.

Truant - If it isn't fun, she isn't there.

Academically Inept - Few are sure, but many rumor Wendy has severe handicaps with learning. They would be right.

Wendy is the picturesque poster-child of rebellion self-sufficiency. To most, she is known as the school bully, taking what is seemingly pleasure in physically hurting others. No individual is beyond her reach, even the richest of them, and she treats all equally; that is to say, with very little respect. A sense of entitlement is present in her actions, though her quiet nature withholds Wendy from ever vocalizing something of the sort. Stealing, exploiting, and suppression are her staple social interactions, but no one has ever actually heard her say anything mean to reflect her actions.

That being said, it is strange enough that her otherwise violent demeanor has been experienced behind a backdrop of near-silence on her part. Wendy rarely if ever speaks, and oftentimes it is in an ironically formal way. When she doesn't resort to force to get what she wants, she speaks with a serenity unfitting of the image that has been stapled to her. Ultimately, this sort of nicety is seen only in non-academic public, interacting with businesses as in restaurants or shops. It isn't impossible to get some words out of her during school, but they too are almost menacingly calm. Those that have spoken with her claim her voice is so soothing and formal that they can only chalk it up to some freakish form of teasing, and that they're about to be pummeled.

Her underlying peacefulness is nevertheless lost, of course, as her shameless bullying utterly shatters any redeeming features she may have. Her athleticism and recreational activities compound on her dangerous painting; smoking (and presumably other drugs), ungodly music, and tendency to find any fight she can outside of school all add up to a student who is highly feared among the campus.

Biography:
Wendy is a resident of Richmond, California, considered one of the most dangerous cities of the United States. Crime rates have dropped in recent times, though it still remains a lingering issue for the city. Wendy was grew up during the problematic years, and adopted a rather poor perspective on life. Even in her younger years, Wendy portrayed herself as toughened and without empathy for her peers. Even with multiple correctional attempts, she remained as steadfast in her behavior as before.

With time, the severity of her actions became less drastic, though the problems are still a nuisance. Where once she had specifically targeted peers to harm physically, Wendy has become more subdued, bullying individuals in her presence, almost passively, rather than going out of her way. Pushing, tripping, stealing in broad daylight (also in secrecy), and punching have become the most common misdemeanors she executes, with a rare "stuffed in a locker" or "toilet dunking" occurring to those she is seemingly especially annoyed by. Her actions earned her few friends, save for some "groupies" she infrequently associated with, generally while smoking or loitering.

Despite her frequent fights and countless law-breaking incidents, sentencing to juvie and multiple correctional facilities, Wendy escaped true "danger" for much of her young life. Ultimately, her death came as a sort of justice to some. Never intending to severely harming someone, Wendy nevertheless ended up crippling (breaking an arm) a student after tripping them on a set of bleachers. The student's friends retaliated within days, beating her with baseball bats and accidentally killing her, instead of maiming.

Theme Song

Looks interesting, I'll start working on a character soon :)

That feel...

When you want to make a lighthearted RP...

And make the opening post as cheery as hell...

And the first two applicants are a psychopath and a bully.

GG.

That being said, it'd be nice to see her attitude change as the RP goes on. Being quiet and a bully would sorta make funsy social interaction hard to do. Oh yeah, cigarettes don't exist in AA, because Luu DeSeras banned them and make tobacco plants go extinct. Now, black market cigarettes are worth their size in diamonds. Is her attitude fairly consistent? Or does she go crazy during her periods?