shion sonozoki said
i nod and put my free arm at you putting the gun in my hoodie pocket
I smile, but it doesn't reach my eyes. I grab your hand and we are both teleported to a rather small shack, with stacks of pizza boxes with a woman on them in a corner and a bandit tied up to a pole outside, seen through the window, dead. There is a bed in the corner across from the pizza boxes. The whole place is covered in about an inch of dust. "Yeah, I lied. It's pretty shabby..." I walk over to a door in the back and open it. This room is much more clean and orderly, and larger too. There is a simple bed, and a dresser to the side by the door. Nothing much else, except when I go into it I snatch something off of a desk in one of the corners. "This is the guest room. People often wonder why I give them the best rooms, I just tell them I do." I then go to open a small fridge, and when I do a midget jumps out. "FUCK!" The midget shouts a war cry and jumps at you, waving it's axe, prepared to strike.
