Good to know that this is normal, my etiquette must be quite rusty, I have been seriously neglecting the important social norm of greeting my siblings with knives to the throat. (If you can't feel the sarcasm in this then I pity your soul)
Here this recap is the best: Shit happens, which causes other shit to happen and as a result you should just bullshit your way in because we don't care.
No, do I seem that way? Jeeze I better tone down on the... actually I don't know what it is that is making me seem aggressive...hmm... perhaps its the cussing....