Ban the Person above you

[luna558]

Banned for having an affair with Janice making her no longer love me

[FreeElk]

Banned for not giving Janice enough attention and driving her to seek it elsewhere. She says she still loves you...just isn't in love with you.

[luna558]

BANNED FOR HURTING MY FEELINGS

[ArenaSnow]

Banned for FUCKING FEELINGS

[SleepingSilence]

Banned for offending deaf people. Don't even ask how, you did.

[luna558]

Banned for loitering you scum.

[Sanctus Spooki]

Banned for the same sin as Arenasnow.

VIVE LA SPAM!

[luna558]

Banned for not crowning me the spam queen

[Sanctus Spooki]

Banned for an attempted coup against the one true king.

[luna558]

BANNED FOR NOT FORMING AN ALLIANCE THROUGH MARRIAGE

[Sanctus Spooki]

Banned for assuming this King has not already found his drag queen.

[luna558]

Banned for cheating on me before the wedding you horrible monster you

[Sanctus Spooki]

Banned for forcing me into an alliance that I still can't figure out exactly how to prevent.

[luna558]

banned for trying to prevent it.

[Sanctus Spooki]

Banned for pretending this "alliance" is anything more than a blatant attempt at hostile takeover.

[luna558]

Banned for not sharing and being a bad husband.

[ChickenTeriyaki]

Banned for petty politics.

[luna558]

Banned for not supporting me

[Sanctus Spooki]

Banned for presuming to ban my subjects.

[luna558]

BANNED FOR NOT LOVING ME because i really just want to be friends