Ban the Person above you

[FreeElk]

Banned for shouting at your mother. Now go to your room Collector Bartholomew Cyril Bethany OfMyst!

[Sanctus Spooki]

Banned for never telling him the truth about his mother until now. It's going to take years of therapy to reverse that trauma!

[CollectorOfMyst]

B-banned f-f-for say-aying I n-need th-therapy...

[Sanctus Spooki]

Banned for st-t-tuttering.

I'll make you a deal, if you can count to three without st-t-tuttering. your mother and I will take you out of therapy.

[CollectorOfMyst]

Banned for being my father.

>Promptly shoots father in the head. Is later dragged in a straightjacket to a mental health asylum.

[Majoraa]

MAURICE! WE GOT ANOTHER ONE!

>Dragging said @CollectorOfMyst

Oh, and banned for murdur.

[SleepingSilence]

Banned for misspelling.

[Tortoise]

Banned for punching Pikachu. How could you?

[Foster]

Banned because it was punishment for that rabid rodent stealing his daughter's ball of rice.

[ChickenTeriyaki]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KawaiiKyouko]

Banned for overcompensating for something.

[Sanctus Spooki]

Banned for lack of EXPLOSIONS

[luna558]

Banned for killing someone for those eyes

[ArenaSnow]

Banned for having too many posts mentioning you as the most recent poster.

[Sanctus Spooki]

Banned for trying to dominate the spam forum.

[luna558]

banned for not approving my frequent posting

[ArenaSnow]

Banned for expecting validation.

[luna558]

BANNED FOR NOT LOVING ME JANICE

[CollectorOfMyst]

BANNED BECAUSE WHO IS JANICE?

[FreeElk]

Banned for not knowing who Janice is. Janice is sad now.