Ban the Person above you

[ClocktowerEchos]

Banned for trying to have fun as a hero.

[Zorogami]

Banned for being an incognito spam bot!

[Wade Wilson]

Banned for calling someone an incognito spam bot.

Those spam bots took my family...

[Orlan]

Banned for not watching the Upstart Crow (Very good comedy on the BBC).

Also you might be an upstart crow... who knows.

[Witch Cat]

BANNED FOR ADVERTISING!

[Orlan]

Banned for being a smart arse.

[SleepingSilence]

Banned for self censorship or having a blatant disregard for spelling.

[Orlan]

Banned for uncertainty! Now go and say you killed someone to a police officer!

[AlteredTundra]

Banned for being a noob.

[Wade Wilson]

Banned for hatin' on day noob life tho.

[AlteredTundra]

Banned for defending day noob life tho'.

[Zorogami]

Banned for having an exceedingly cute avatar

[Witch Cat]

Banned for being a creep!

[SleepingSilence]

Banned for Paganism.

[Witch Cat]

Banned for denying me religious freedom!

[Duthguy]

Banned for Salem

[Zorogami]

Banned for spreading the PokeRap

[Wade Wilson]

Banned for stopping the spreading of the glorious PokeRap.

[Zorogami]

Banned for being way too purple (still) :P

[Wade Wilson]

Banned for hatin' on my fabulousness.