Ban the Person above you

[Scrivener]

Banned because.... becaaaauuuuusssssseeeeee.... errrr....

[Foster]

Banned for trailering-off.

[rush99999]

Banned for heresy.

[Foster]

Banned for being an inquisitive muffin.

[Raptra]

Banned for putting a muffin in a sandwich.

[Scrivener]

Banned for saying the now illegal word “muffin”.

[Foster]

Banned for treating the muffin-men like illegal aliens.

I do know the muffin-man. The muffin-man is a very good friend of mine, and you sir are no muffin-man. You're a Scrivener.

[Scrivener]

Banned and jailed for being a muffin sympathizer. I am a cupcake supremacist.

[Raptra]

Banned for discrimination.

[Foster]

Banned for not turning that into a pun, like a discrivinatory ban should be.

This ban -> It's also a pun.

[Raptra]

Banned for insisting on a punny ban.

[Foster]

Punny Banner'd on your insist'n on a mist'n, Loki.

[Callousqueen]

Banned because you need to understand how to write in English

[Raptra]

Banned for imposing that standard on others.

[Callousqueen]

Banned because you do not have any standards

[Foster]

Banned for setting your standard-bans too high to actually ban.

[Raptra]

Banned because we seem to be caught in a ban triangle.

[Callousqueen]

Banned because you wanted to ban me

[Rodiak]

Banned for not actually getting banned.

[Foster]

Banned for getting caught in our tri-bangle.

You rekt our tri-angle. It's a rectangle now.