THIS OR THAT

[Witch Cat]

Kicked in the privates, some people are into that ;v

Death by drowning or burning?

[LazyTitan1565]

Drowning. I can make it happen faster and it's a HELL of a lot less painful than burning to death.

Ranch or Italian Dressing?

[King Tai]

Italian Dressing. I love it on sandwiches and stuff.

Skateboarding or rollerskating?

[Orlan]

Oh good lord... Skateboarding because you can more easily survive a skateboard.

Being tortured for ten years horrifically in unbelieably and excrutiating agony then winning a life of luxury.

Or

Die instantaneously with a decade's worth of insidiously cruel pain, torture and anguish washing over you just before?

[Witch Cat]

Well, the experience is is the same, just the "reward" is different. I choose the first option!

Have no elbows, or no knees?

[Wade Wilson]

@Witch Cat No elbows.

Watch your friends die, or your family die?

[Witch Cat]

Watch my friends die! Because I don't have any!

Loose your legs but keep your reproductive organs in perfect condition, or loose your reproductive organs but keep your legs?

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

Lose reproductive organs and keep my legs.

Be in a cover band, or be covered by band members?

[Witch Cat]

Covered in band members, just..just don't ask why.

Shit out of your mouth once a year, or vomit out of your ass once a week? You'll always taste the shit, and the acid will burn your ass. And both can come at any time by surprise and can't be stopped. When it comes, it comes.

[Wick]

@Witch Cat lmao no one wants to answer yours so umm. I'll go next.

hero or villain?

[Witch Cat]

@Wick
Goddamn yellow bellies can't make a choice!

Ugh.

Anyway.

I choose Hero because, Heroes never die.


Screw a nail, or nail a screw?

[Wick]

nail a screw

pretzels or chips

[4EverEntei]

ANSWER

Pretzels

Comedy films or Horror films?

[Majoraa]

Horror films all the way!

Cringe or Memes?

[Witch Cat]

What's the difference?

Soup or Stew?

[Wick]

Soup

cone or sandwich (ice cream)

[Majoraa]

Waffle cone (its edible)

Amputated arms or one eye gone?

[Mateotis]

One eye gone. Then rush for that new badass mechanical eye as soon as it comes out (HURRY UP FUTURE). Along these lines...

Money or health?

[Witch Cat]

Money, with green you can buy all the fucked up drugs and green you need! Why take one when you can have both?

Go deaf, or go blind?

[Majoraa]

Go voice deaf, so i can vent my anger in my mind.

Alien invasion or zombie apocolipse?