[OOC] S.H.I.E.L.D Academy

[flightless-angel-castiel]

So what Winter means to say is that, yes, there's enough room to host sleepovers.

[knighthawk]

As 1 bedroom apartment with a living room and a minimalist kitchen in the same room (probably like a mini fridge and microwave so that the common room's kitchen has some use). It's pretty small but likely larger than your average dorm.

@Winter Kitten

So... What do your characters rooms look like?

[Kouki]

So... What do your characters rooms look like?

@knighthawk

Holden has a mat.

There are weapons under the mat.

End of description.

[knighthawk]

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Holden has a mat.

There are weapons under the mat.

End of description.

@Kouki

JUST under his tatami? For shame... What about the movable floorboard? The fact that all of his walls are actually 6 inches closer for the hidden compartments? The wide chandelier to hide the roof compartment, the chandelier itself to house dozen of thrown glass shurikens.

Ninjas today, bunch of slackers... *pulls his pants up under his armpits and goes off to find a prunejuice.*

[Kouki]

JUST under his tatami? For shame... What about the movable floorboard? The fact that all of his walls are actually 6 inches closer for the hidden compartments? The wide chandelier to hide the roof compartment, the chandelier itself to house dozen of thrown glass shurikens.

Ninjas today, bunch of slackers... *pulls his pants up under his armpits and goes off to find a prunejuice.*

@knighthawk

Movable floorboard!?

What is this, the Four Seasons!?

I don't know how ninja's are doing it now a days but back when Holden was having the fundamentals beaten into him instead of going to daycare he was taught actual skills, not to rely on such unnecessary luxuries. Anyone who can't kill 4 intruders in less than ten seconds with the kunai under their tatami is someone who shouldn't have a tatami in the first place.

Seriously...a chandelier, really...

Ninjas today, they're all so soft... *pulls his pants up higher under his armpits and goes off to make prune juice from scratch.*

I believe this is where I drop the proverbial mic, yes?

[Winter Kitten]

Shit, did I not explain the rooms? ;3;

They're one bedroom apartments with a minimalist kinda kitchen and a living room connected in that loft style setting. They're pretty smallish, but much larger than a college dorm. They have the basic amenities, a fully made bed, a sofa, a TV, a desk with a SHIELD approved computer (and tony stark approved), a stove, microwave, small fridge, a counter that divides the kitchen and living room. And that's pretty much it. Oh and a dresser and small closest, probably a chest to put any dangerous weapons in 'cause it's expected, to be honest.

[Winter Kitten]

oh

shit

i'm dumb

i thought

you were

asking

what

the

rooms

looked

like

maybe

i should read the post

#noreadingcomprehensionskills

[Apokalipse]

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Movable floorboard!?

What is this, the Four Seasons!?

I don't know how ninja's are doing it now a days but back when Holden was having the fundamentals beaten into him instead of going to daycare he was taught actual skills, not to rely on such unnecessary luxuries. Anyone who can't kill 4 intruders in less than ten seconds with the kunai under their tatami is someone who shouldn't have a tatami in the first place.

Seriously...a chandelier, really...

Ninjas today, they're all so soft... *pulls his pants up higher under his armpits and goes off to make prune juice from scratch.*

I believe this is where I drop the proverbial mic, yes?

@Kouki

when the white characters think they're the most badass ninja >.>



_{guy is judging you}

[Kouki]

@ApokalipseHolden's half Japanese and was raised in Japan (he speaks Japanese better than English), doesn't that count for something?

[knighthawk]

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Movable floorboard!?

What is this, the Four Seasons!?

I don't know how ninja's are doing it now a days but back when Holden was having the fundamentals beaten into him instead of going to daycare he was taught actual skills, not to rely on such unnecessary luxuries. Anyone who can't kill 4 intruders in less than ten seconds with the kunai under their tatami is someone who shouldn't have a tatami in the first place.

Seriously...a chandelier, really...

Ninjas today, they're all so soft... *pulls his pants up higher under his armpits and goes off to make prune juice from scratch.*

I believe this is where I drop the proverbial mic, yes?

@Kouki

Of course not, that is why you make one yourself with your kunai. You pry up that floorboard yourself and hollow out the space with your tool.
A chandelier doesn't need to be three tiered with a thousand pieces of crystal, just something that hangs overhead, preferably with a pin-drop threaded through the wall to your tatami matt to make for a quick-drop distraction.

That depends, are you using the tatami as a visual shield to hide your movements?

*sticks arms into pantlegs and waddles off to go plant a prune tree*

[knighthawk]

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when the white characters think they're the most badass ninja >.>



_{guy is judging you}

@Apokalipse

Magnus is blue.

[Apokalipse]

@ApokalipseHolden's half Japanese and was raised in Japan (he speaks Japanese better than English), doesn't that count for something?

@Kouki

he's so white though

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Magnus is blue.

@knighthawk

.......>.> okay, i'll give you that

[SheriffLlama]

Roman can't be a ninja. He doesn't really do the speed thing lol. He's also far too huge to be a ninja. He'd be awful at blending in. Ninjas fight fast and quick, while Roman... Roman just beats the living crap out of everyone...

He's kinda like Mac from AoS... But bigger :D

[Winter Kitten]

OKAY

Here's a role call for you lovely people.

@Chicogal@flightless-angel-castiel@MiddleEarthRoze@knighthawk@Angel Eyes@Dethran@FantasyChic@SheriffLlama@Apokalipse@Roosan@Kouki@greywolf375@NarcissisticPotato

THE IC IS COMING UP SOON. Like. IT's done and everything, I just figured I needed a role call before I put it up but I'm getting impatient with myself so i'll likely post this and then just put it up

[Apokalipse]

Honestly, Guy is kind of a wildcard when it comes to fighting because like he might save your ass or he might fuck up and kill you soooo *eternally shrugs*

[Winter Kitten]

I did it. The IC is up Yay.

Also, Mac is A+++++++++++++++++++++

[Winter Kitten]

Honestly, Guy is kind of a wildcard when it comes to fighting because like he might save your ass or he might fuck up and kill you soooo *eternally shrugs*

@Apokalipse

Guy Thought Process: Okay, so if I explode behind him... that'll send him flying out of the way of the large missiles, right? Or maybe I can explode the missile right before it hits him so that the blast sends him backwards to safety. Or maybe... Oh... where'd he go?

[Apokalipse]

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Guy Thought Process: Okay, so if I explode behind him... that'll send him flying out of the way of the large missiles, right? Or maybe I can explode the missile right before it hits him so that the blast sends him backwards to safety. Or maybe... Oh... where'd he go?

@Winter Kitten

this is so spot on like



100% guy

[Kouki]

So we can just post whenever now, right?

[Tokara]

Yayyy we have begun!

I sort of assumed that there wasn't much time for chitchat. Whoever wants to sit next to Copen/be winked at (if a girl), go ahead :P