weird confessions thread

[Clirkus]

when i'm bored i blow spit bubbles when no one is watching

[NotAMouse]

glhf

[wolf paws]

removed

[ClocktowerEchos]

Sometimes, I like to pretend I'm a potato when I'm home alone.

A very photogenic potato.

[Vilageidiotx]

I love you

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

I love you

@Vilageidiotx

That is a weird confession.

[Vilageidiotx]

<Snipped quote by Vilageidiotx>

That is a weird confession.

@Raxacoricofallapatorius

I don't actually love anybody, I just wanted to win this forum game.

[AlteredTundra]

I once took a potato chip, and ate it...while I was writing the names of people I want dead.

[Awson]

Could you try and be less of a stereotypical serial killer?

Edit: nevermind. I got you confused with Antarctic Termite.

I don't know if you're a killer or not yet.

[AlteredTundra]

Could you try and be less of a stereotypical serial killer?

Edit: nevermind. I got you confused with Antarctic Termite.

I don't know if you're a killer or not yet.

@Awson

Shit. Altered Tundra got found out. D:

[aza]

I sometimes

well

gosh this is embarrassing

i - i really like it when somebody

<(^///^)>

i like holding hands in the park

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

I once took a potato chip, and ate it...while I was writing the names of people I want dead.

@Altered Tundra

[AlteredTundra]

<Snipped quote by Altered Tundra>

@Raxacoricofallapatorius

[Witch Cat]

I like eating raw eggplants covered in salt.

[VarionusNW]

I identify as a Chinese spam-bot for miscellaneous universities.

[Aemira]

^^ same

[Halo]

Despite what I claimed in another thread recently, I am not actually flexible enough to suck my own dick. I feel so ashamed of my lie :(

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

That reminds me, I am flexible enough to lick my own elbow. Both elbows actually.

[Vilageidiotx]

That reminds me, I am flexible enough to lick my own elbow. Both elbows actually.

@Raxacoricofallapatorius

wait, you only have two?

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

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wait, you only have two?

@Vilageidiotx

Yes, I'm afraid my genetics fell short in the elbow-department. But I've recently come to terms with it so I hope you don't think any less of me for this shortcoming.