Which Spammer would win in a Fight?

[Drakel]

Seravee - 22 (+1)
Lady Squee - 32
Goldmarble - 32
ImANargleHunter - 13 (-2)

[Jorick]

Seravee - 23 (+1)
Lady Squee - 32
Goldmarble - 32
ImANargleHunter - 11 (-2)

[The Nexerus]

Nargle +1
Seravee -2

[mdk]

This is accurate so far. I have a giant 'kill me' button floating in front of me as I roll around, of course I fucking lose, jesus people, think it through.

Seravee 21
Squee 33 (+1)
Goldmarble 32
Nargle 10 (-2)

[Drakel]

Seravee 21
Squee 33
Goldmarble 33(+1)
Nargle 8 (-2)

[Jorick]

Seravee 22 (+1)
Squee 33
Goldmarble 33
Nargle 6 (-2)

[Drakel]

Seravee 20 (-2)
Squee 34(+1)
Goldmarble 33
Nargle 6

[andromedene]

Christ people

Seravee 18 (-2)
Squee 34
Goldmarble 33
Nargle 7 (+1)

[The Nexerus]

Nargle +1
Seravee -2

[Drakel]

Seravee 16
Squee 34
Goldmarble 34 (+1)
Nargle 6 (-2)

[The Nexerus]

Nargle +1
Seravee -2

[andromedene]

YOU ARE PLAYING WRONG DRAKEL

[Drakel]

Seravee 14
Squee 34
Goldmarble 35 (+1)
Nargle 5 (-2)

[Drakel]

ImANargleHunter said
YOU ARE PLAYING WRONG DRAKEL

You're dead either way witch.

[The Nexerus]

Nargle +1
Goldmarble -2

[Dervish]

We need that program they use on Deadliest Warrior to properly do this.

[Drakel]

Seravee 14
Squee 34
Goldmarble 34 (+1)
Nargle 4 (-2)

[The Nexerus]

Nargle + 1
Goldmarble -2

[andromedene]

Nevermind, you fixed it.

Seravee 14 (-2)
Squee 34
Goldmarble 34
Nargle 7 (+1)

[Drakel]

Seravee 14
Squee 34
Goldmarble 33 (+1)
Nargle 4 (-2)

You're at 4 Nargle, not 7