[OOC] Kill the Heroes! (Sorry, we're full for now)

[Oraculum]

'Tis high time for The Amazing Spider-Man (even though he does not remotely resemble a man) to save the day with some helpful(?) clarification.

[Gardevoiran]

@KRIEEEG
Do you think it would be farfetched if Tugrok put the pumpkin on Stride's neck and somehow managed to Lay On Hands whilst doing so?

[6slyboy6]

@BananaI think your fanatic paladin and pumpkin oriented stuff purged my heart of the whole "legit team" idea. I don't think one person should try to control the flow this much. Not unless you are in a garage, looking at a board and stats and the GM is brining out his self made wooden figurines of orc warriors that ambushed you. Oh, good times, good times.

Also Grox is from phone, so no fancy colored letters for you. Just chains.

[KRIEEEG]

@Banana I'm not entirely sure about the pumpkin head. Tugrok has no clue on how to use magic, so I think that the cliche "from the heart" approach might be the best choice left.

A giant Ogre shaking your body hoping for your revival while he cries should be fun to see. Bonus points if he only manages to revive your head and you are left kinda like ZombiePool:

This guy

Yes, he's just a head.

@Turbowraith I'll move with the skeleton story as soon as the situation in the tarvern is resolved. It would be kinda mood breaking to switch to another part of the story like that.

[Pikmin Eye]

Is this how it's going to go down? Three characters dead in a drunken bar brawl started by the orc? I'm game if you are. Let's blow it all up! This is going as well as expected from all these people meeting each other. Only one death so far, even by... Questionable reasons, no less. It's just a question of why anyone would think the best place to be with an angry orc is in front of him. I mean, I can work with this, but it's starting to look like Stride really should have axed better questions. At least the body will probably explode with Bob when he finds an axe went through him. If this goes as predicted, the ogre will be the sole survivor and Yasha will not have to pay any of us.

[6slyboy6]

I mean, I can work with this, but it's starting to look like Stride really should have axed better questions.

@Pikmin Eye

Oh man that has made my laugh so bad. Fucking golden.

Also yes. I pretty much expect Tugrok to arrive with Woggha who might calm Grox down. If not I have 2 backups, cause our GM did say we would have deaths. Sooooo, time to get serious and throw chains and axes guys. Time is of the essence. Chop chop people! (all the axe puns)

[KRIEEEG]

It surprised me that nobody had died until they reached the inn. Although I now feel I'm in a Tarantino movie and there will be no survivors.

Remember we still have that pissed off skeleton coming to the party.

[Gardevoiran]

@BananaI think your fanatic paladin and pumpkin oriented stuff purged my heart of the whole "legit team" idea. I don't think one person should try to control the flow this much.

@6slyboy6

You bring up a very good point, but I'm stupid hype for this. I'll keep it down as a compromise.

Also, I was flattered by your last post and how Grox almost didn't hate the deceased.

[Oraculum]

Say, in the event of our character's demise, should we spawn a new one, wait or arrange for them to be somehow resurrected, spawn a new character to arrange for them to be resurrected or none of these?

[KRIEEEG]

@Oraculum I'm not a great fan of ressurecting characters that die. I'd rather have the players deal with their mistakes. Unless it's ressurection is meant as a way of achieving what the final character should be like (like Stride possibly becoming a reverse demi-lich or a fire mage I've always had the intention of turning into a fire spirit of some sort in one of my old RPs). The only thing about those ressurections is that they are risky. Tugrok might not give a fuck about the dead elf. Tugrok might fail to ressurect him. Bob might explode the body in a million pieces while trying to steal it's sword.

In short, anything goes. I might not like it, I might love it. In the end you're the ones who make the RP happen. As long as you check with me first (so we don't have a 1 paragraph elf turn into jack-o-lantern thing happen ever again), you can come up with anything.

[6slyboy6]

@KRIEEEG
Aye sire!

[6slyboy6]

@OraculumYou know, according to the best D&D knowledge I have, your mount is going to be a cute plushy compared to my quaggoth. Cause man if you think your beast is big, it's about time Woggha comes in, pets it, and makes sure the trouble ends. Even if it is a Truly Horrid Umber Hulk, My Quaggoth is at least 10 meters taller. Depends on how much GM-san agrees with his own and my vision of this badass beast.

May you allow Woggha to childishly play with your mount? Also I am pretty sure I said in my text that everyone left the Inn by now, apart from us three and the dead elf, but w/e, this is more fun :D

[KRIEEEG]

@DiZL ReloadeD
Make sure you head to the tavern soon, man. Thanks to Bob, your storyline is now tied to the tavern brawn, at least time wise.

[KRIEEEG]

@Oraculum@6slyboy6

Assuming it's a Truly Horrid Umber Hulk, Thrik should be about the same size as Whogga.

Whogga size was calculated as having 3 times the proportion of a war horse to a human, which should make them both fit in D&D's huge category.

Overall, it should be a close match, with the Quaggoth having a small edge due to better equipment and being smarter.

EDIT: I can't help but to think that I could have somehow made this post in the Bruce Buffer UFC introduction style.

[Oraculum]

@6slyboy6
Let us say Thrik is indeed a Truly Horrid Umber Hulk, as I have a fondness for all things Truly Horrid. Such as invertebrates. Especially invertebrates, in fact, hence the dynamic duo. Besides, if Woggha were nonetheless ten metres taller, would he be able to join the fight without toppling the entire building onto everyone's heads?

Did you say so, indeed? It must have dodged either my attention or memory better than Khri'zhatt did with the chain. But if you're fine with it, let us continue with the scenario of Grox having to fend off drunken monsters.

[6slyboy6]

@KRIEEEG@Oraculum
With all due respect, the CS doesn't say truly horrid, and I doubt that Oraculum would have thought about it if I didn't say so. This feels very meta gamey to me. Maybe he will have a truly horrid one once I finished gutting his current character and making a spida hook chain out of it.

[KRIEEEG]

@6slyboy6 Makes sense. The CS states it's an umber hulk. I'd grant it being a truly big umber hulk, but a Truly Horrid is kind of a strech. Both because it's not stated anywhere that Thrik is special in any shape or form (except for obeying spiderman) and because the inn is not tall enough to acomodate a Truly Horrid Umber Hulk.

[6slyboy6]

@KRIEEEG You gotta be the fairest GM ever

Also, I'll make a finishing post soon enough with Woggha arriving too. Its bout time we finished out charade and gave Stride a fighting chance. Maybe.

[Gardevoiran]

I'm gonna stay silent for a bit, unless someone wants this little duel to become a 4 way and somehow involve Stride's currently abandoned UFO.

[6slyboy6]

@BananaWanna change your music box to this?

Tho I admit, you'll have to crank it like crazy