[OOC] Kill the Heroes! (Sorry, we're full for now)

[Gardevoiran]

@Turbowraith@Pikmin Eye@Oraculum@DiZL ReloadeD@Banana@6slyboy6
CONFUSION OVER, POST AT WILL. SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE.

[6slyboy6]

@Banana
Lad, I still don't get your psot but W/E. At least you were heer faster than me to mention the others :P

[KRIEEEG]

@6slyboy6
tl;dr for Banana's post:

Grox tried to kill Spiderman. Stride got in the way of the axe. Stride is now one head shorter.

[6slyboy6]

@KRIEEEG
Nono, I read it 4 times so far. I just don't get how the muaic box and the lantern suddenly appeared as they weren't preswnt at the time of the two's conversation.

Oooooh, the gobs finally came to be chopped up nicely. How kind of them.

[KRIEEEG]

@6slyboy6 Page 2 of the IC. In the 7th post of the page Stride's gets a weird music box. In the 13th he puts the music box on top of the table you're sitting on and describes how it's lit by a Jack-o-Lantern.

Anyway, have you noticed how you hate about 50% of the party?

[6slyboy6]

@KRIEEEG
I personally LOVE the whole party, but Grox is jsut a mean green killing machine. He is not supposed to like ppl. he is supposed to smack people. :D

[Gardevoiran]

@Pikmin Eye
Can I just say I like how Bob is nonchalant to the decapitated half-elf on the ground right now?

"Oh hey look a decapitated elf. Pity. So I heard you have a task my Orcish friendo?"

[Pikmin Eye]

It's a dead body. There is a drunk orc swinging a huge weapon. Gee, I wonder how this happened. I would make a joke, but this is pretty clear to understand. Bob does not care about people, or what happened. You're right, he should have stepped on the corpse and stole the red sword. Mistake, I will make sure to loot the next time I see a dead body.

[Gardevoiran]

@Pikmin Eye
Hopefully that ogre fixes the elf before you even have the chance.
Also, why stop at the sword? Why not loot his many magic items in hopes of making a gatling gun of spells?

[6slyboy6]

@Pikmin Eye
You'll get chopped in 8 ways before you can lay a finger on the body. Never underestimate drunken orks and their weapons swinging

[Gardevoiran]

Who is next for posting...?

[DiZL ReloadeD]

@Banana exellent question, I have no idea.
About fixing the elf, depends on how fast you can teach an Ogre how to do it without screwing up.

[Gardevoiran]

@DiZL ReloadeD
What if it was like one of those cheesy "from the heart" things?
Either that or the ogre could try repairing the situation by placing the jack-o-lantern on the stumpy neck of the elf

[6slyboy6]

@Banana
I could do a psot but in all honesty Grox is still drunk. making a short post about killing teh arrogant goblin is pretty much useless, and not kind to the guy controlling the goblin.

[Gardevoiran]

@6slyboy6
You could have Grox realize "oh shit I killed the smartest guy in this group."

[6slyboy6]

@Banana
Well, why not.

[Gardevoiran]

@6slyboy6
That post was amazing.

[6slyboy6]

@BananaIKR

(srsly tho I will add more. But I am turning the USSR into 100% fascist in HOI4, so you gotta understand the priority XD

[Oraculum]

And here I am! Apologies for the sudden absence - I truly should have known better than to trust an innkeeper... Damnantion, it seems I missed all the fun.

[KRIEEEG]

Speaking of apologies for going MIA, sorry.