[OOC] Kill the Heroes! (Sorry, we're full for now)

[Gardevoiran]

Why is our party so intent on killing the smart guys?

Looking forward to two revived party members

[6slyboy6]

@Banana Hey, you killed yourself. Mr Spider probably had the chance to dodge.

But Bob was ought to get rekt by the skeleton ever since the moment he spoke up.

[Pikmin Eye]

I feel if your IQ is higher than a brick. You have to die. Best team ever, it's so good.

@6slyboy6 When you said you grabbed Bob's arm. Did you grab both of them or one? I must know for "research" reasons... If you grabbed only one, I have plenty of middle finger defenses against this hilarious situation. If not... I still have some, it's just even dumber ideas. This could go completely wrong and I die. Then Bob might be stuck with Stride. Even in death, the elf will not get to have peace. Everyone has to listen to Bob and his great speeches.

[6slyboy6]

@Pikmin Eye
Well, Grox grabbed his one arm, as he doesn't want to get hit by the Skeleton. But he grabbed it with both hands, which are roughly the size of a goblin itself lol

[Turbowraith]

I say @6slyboy6 writes Grox's response to Bob's escape attempt so that I may then see what exactly the Skeleton would do, as well as give Bob a chance of survival. I suppose that him going airborne would be a sudden enough event to calm things down a bit.

[KRIEEEG]

@Pikmin Eye

Just saying that you and Stride might not go to the same place after death. I'll spare the elf from extra suffering.

[KRIEEEG]

Btw, I only see the rocket thing going one way:

The bad way

[Gardevoiran]

@KRIEEEG
Grox has been renamed to JOHN CENA.
He gains the spell of Invisibility.

[Turbowraith]

@KRIEEEG What if the worst case scenario includes Bob's arm just popping off? If the jetpack isn't enough, then the Skeleton's punch will surely send a slightly mangled goblin to relative safety. Not that he can't make another neat robo-arm for himself.

Though in the end it's all up to @Pikmin Eye and @6slyboy6's good judgement.

[Oraculum]

Cyborg goblins. Now this is perhaps the only thing our party still lacks.

[Pikmin Eye]

Well, the armor won't let his arm pop off. Whether that's good or bad, is tough to say. So that leaves the other choices to pick from...
One choice is Bob gets slammed into the ground, this implies Grox has good grip and is heavy enough to not get shaken by it.
Another choice is, the resounding crater in the ground knocks them both down and it's still a bad situation, just in a large crater.
Still another choice, is Grox loses an arm or two from the force of Bob going up.
The last and worst choice is that the cannon is a dud and no one is happy with this result. Bob gets punched and we figure out if "invincible armor" is truly invincible.

While I have a lot of choices, let's see what @6slyboy6 can come up with that will line up as "god enough".

[6slyboy6]

@Pikmin Eye I don't know man, I like the last idea the best. A gentle thud as the cannon fails, then metal screeching as Bob gets hit. Tho probably survives, it's not like that skeleton can break every bone in his body, right? Right?!

[Gardevoiran]

@6slyboy6@Pikmin Eye
if my input matters, both of you guys lose an arm and Bob makes robot arms with his remaining arm.

[Oraculum]

Here, mind of I do not allow good habits to die with their owners?

[6slyboy6]

@BananaI fear that your input doesn't matter in this case. Dead people don't have opinions.

[6slyboy6]

@Oraculum Lol. Our dead elf is so multifunctional.

On a sidenote, I am slowing post cause of 2 reasons: One is school, obviously, and the other is that lately teh only RP I found fun in playing was this one. But srsly no more. It seems to me people ehre have forgotten what it means to RP, why we do it, and what even is the rule of cool. (not this one thank goodness) So I may not be as active as I could be, but imma try to hold up my end of the RP. :D

[DiZL ReloadeD]

ugh sorry for suddenly disappearing, starting at university got me more occupied than I'd expected. How much did I miss?

[6slyboy6]

@DiZL ReloadeD 2-3 people getting possibly killed soon enuff

[Pikmin Eye]

This is what happens when Yashar decided the first people to show up gets the job. The day we stop fighting each other. We could be a pretty awesome group capable of taking on a lot of things with our freaky powers diversity. Needs to burn, electrify, explode? Get the goblin. Needs brute force?Get Tugrok or the two abominations. Smart people unite? Spider and Bob. We just need a reason to unite. Hm, it's almost like we were promised gold and rewards. Nah, back to mindlessly killing each other.

[6slyboy6]

@Pikmin Eye Blood is thicker than water, steel shines prettier than gold, viscera fullifues your more than treasure.