[OOC] Kill the Heroes! (Sorry, we're full for now)

[Turbowraith]

I sure as hell am, checking regularly and whatnot.

[Oraculum]

My Unsleeping Eye has not lost sight of this, either.

[KRIEEEG]

Hello boys! Not-KRIEEEG here. Imma keep this one short and sweet.

The real Slim Shady KRIEEEG was forced to leave due to some rather unpleasant life events. In the lack of more eloquent words, one could accurately say that shit is though as fuck for him right now. He's technically fine. Alive. Not addicted to drugs. Still has all his members. Wansn't forced to sell his body as a sex slave to pay the bills yet. He'll make through.

However, the stupid ass bloke won't have the needed time to keep up with this RP any time soon. Luckly for you, he filled me in with all the stuff he wanted to do with this piece of crap that he dares to call an RP. I didn't liked it that much, so I made some changes. I talked to him and he agreed with the changes if you agree with me taking the lead of the RP.

Look at me like that awesome NPC savior that shows up from the shadows and slays the beholder with a single, totally legit, lucky crit rolled behind the GM's screen who then dissapears when the party is no longer in risk of suffering a TPK caused by their own stupidity and bad luck. Wait. Don't do that. Those character usually die in a stupid fight and come back evil later on.

Anyway I digress. And I lied about the short part. And the sweet. So let's wrap it up:

I'm Brazilian, so I may or may not occasionally suck at english. Differently from KRIEEEG, I don't have the patience to look it up all the fancy words on Google.
I have a slightly different idea on how to go on with the RP. For starters, I don't really like the errand boy approach. Expect some plot changes to occur rather quickly.
I have ABSOLUTELY NO EXPERIENCE WITH FORUM ROLEPLAYS. The closest I've been to it were tabletop RPGs.
I have my own plans for the ways this RP should go, and I'd like to set a few things straight before we go on.
But all those pretty little things I said mean nothing if you don't say "Yes my master and supreme overlord" to the next question. Actually, a simple "Yes" will do.

Do you fuckers accept me as the new GM?

KRIEEEG already vouched for me even though there is no way you'd know if that's true. But then I could just pretend I was the real one. Or I could say that I could pretend so you would believe me because I'm not pretending while it was all part of my master plan., so what do you say? Yay or Nay?

[KRIEEEG]

Ohh great, I've managed to shit on the IC on my second post. Great fucking GMing skills.

Well, here's what supposed to be there:

@6slyboy6 @Banana

I'm not entirely sure who's with us and who isn't. The whole OOC is confusing and amusing at the same time. Could one of you tag the complete party so they know what the hell is going on?

[Gardevoiran]

Sure man. Don't be a shitlord and we'll be fine.

@Turbowraith@KRIEEEG@6slyboy6@Pikmin Eye@Oraculum@dragonmancer@supertinyking@The Fated Fallen
IF YOU ShITS ARE STILL DOWN FOR THIS SETTING, WE GON TRY TO REBOOT.

[The Fated Fallen]

:O

[Gardevoiran]

@The Fated Fallen
:O

[The Fated Fallen]

Shock!

[Gardevoiran]

We have amassed another following. I'm excited.

[KRIEEEG]

I can't help but to notice that this RP had 2 and a half GMs already. Looks like Hogwarts's Defense Against the Dark Arts course.

[Turbowraith]

As long as the Skeleton can keep on bashing shit in the face you can COUNT ME THE EVER-SHITTING FUCK IN YOU COCKMONGLERS. LET'S DO THIS SHIT.

[Oraculum]

No reboot has ever bested me yet. I am still here.

[Pikmin Eye]

Rebooting the story? I'm getting a deja vu of poor Spider man... As long as you don't tell me the events that happened were some elaborate dream or other trash. Then as long as I stand and my greed is high enough. You can still count me and my psycho intelligent goblin strapped in and ready to fly into the next arc of the plot or die trying.
Oh yes, I suppose this was necessary...

Yes my master and supreme overlord

[KRIEEEG]

Heyheyhey. We're not rebooting. We will still go on from were we are now. It's all cannon. Just expect some twitsts to happen and some bodies to drop.

I'll make a more elaborate post in the OOC later today and if I don't break anything important at work today I may even have the time to get the IC rolling today.

[KRIEEEG]

Aight guys, here's what I have planned:

Screw the errand boy quest. It won't be used. At least not in it's original sense of "fetch me that sweet little book and get a new thunder shooting axe". Won't say much, but you will probably not get to it that soon.

I'll finally let you guys get into combat with people you're SUPPOSED to kill looks at Grox as soon as I get the half elf back to it's feet. You should also be prepared to say goodbye to Tugrok.

Moving on to some of the mages.

@Banana @Oraculum

If you could list exactly what your characters are capable of, it would be great. A little neat list of spells, kinda like Dragonmancer's. Just so I know what your characters are capable of so I can adjust combat to a point in which you actually need to be careful instead of casting a lightining storm and destroying everyone and everything in your way.

[6slyboy6]

@KRIEEEG Who are you and what did you do to my slave GM?

[KRIEEEG]

@KRIEEEG Who are you and what did you do to my slave GM?

@6slyboy6

Name is Lucas, if you ever have a reason to call me anything other than impostor or not-KRIEEEG. Our boy KRIEEEG has made the horrible decision of opening up his own business just like yours truly. Well, he kinda failed and shit is backfiring hard on him. Last time I talked to the guy it was after he left an 18 hour shift. On a Sunday. You can imagine how his actual week goes. Put that with college and you have to give up hobbies and most of your social life to be able to even get a few hours of sleep at night.

He asked me to take care of this RP until either he comes back or it dies. Why me? Well, I was the go-to GM in our tabletop adventures back in the day. Not that I was particularly good at it, but I was the only one able to pull off a decent story even after drinking half a bottle of vodka in the entire group. I also have mastered a few more serious sessions which had different degrees of quality.

I've been away from RPGs for about 1 or 2 years. I was planning on getting back to it with a roll20 online table and a system I was developing by myself. When I asked him if he wanted to join, he told me about this group and asked me if I could GM it for him so it wouldn't just die off. The idea seemed really interesting. I've read the IC and saw that it could be good, even though I think he messed up some stuff.

Anyway, if you guys want, I'll be here at least three times a week for the following 3 weeks until I finish my finals and exams. After that I may be able to be here even more frequently.

[Oraculum]

Rebooting the story? I'm getting a deja vu of poor Spider man...

@Pikmin Eye

Do you mean the true and original Spider-Man, or that bland, uninspired imitation whom everyone seems to inexplicably recognise despite him not even resembling a spider?

@KRIEEEG

As far as the one and only Spider's abilities go, his current spells amount to what are essentially a weaker version of Insect Plague and a permanent Charm Monster with a very long casting time and specific requirements. He has the potential to learn more, but that depends on what lost grimoires and such he finds in his adventures, if any.

As for the plot, anything will do. If Spider-Man can survive the rest of his team, there is nothing in the wide world he cannot face confidently (from behind Thrik).

[supertinyking]

Hmm. I would like to rejoin, but I'd like to remake my character. I went to weird, and felt like I stalled out the story, for which I apologize.

I'd like to go something far more conventional, even in the broad sense of this rp's conventional.

[KRIEEEG]

@Oraculum
I'll gladly receive the real Spiderman's support!

@supertinyking
Sure thing, just don't erase your current character. For now on he's my NPC. At least until I find a way to delete him in a cannon way.