I'm Throwing a Party Tonight

[Sable]

You're all invited.

[stark]

I love a good party.

[An Alt]

Will there be food? Cuz if not, then I'm afraid I have other plans.

[Seravee]

Is it a pants party?

[Sable]

There will be food. But mostly alcohol.

[Ranger Dick]

This sounds irresponsible.

[BrobyDDark]

Don't forget the dancing panda.

[Sable]

Ranger Dick said
This sounds irresponsible.

You sound fun.

[An Alt]

Par-tay

[Ranger Dick]

Sable said
You sound fun.

Will the party be indoors or outdoors? Have you identified all potential fire hazards? Do you have easily accessible methods of extinguishing said fires?

[An Alt]

I hear alcohol is good at putting out fires

[Ranger Dick]

An Alt said
I hear alcohol is good at putting out fires

This is obviously true! As a liquid, alcohol is handy for extinguishing fires. Contrary to popular belief, flammable actually means, 'that which prevents flame'!

Take it from me, a certified ranger.

[TP]

Sable said
There will be food. But mostly alcohol.

I can dig this party.

[idlehands]

We're having a TP party tonight, alright! We got nothing better to do but watch TP and have a couple of brews.

[Doivid]

I'm in.

[Gilgamesh]

Sounds great, I'll be there.

[Giygas]

Can I come

[mbl]

[Griever]

Alcohol is gross and a sin.

[Dervish]