[OOC] Beacon's Light: Rising - OOC (RWBY)

[Sixsmith]

Asura said
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Denial.

We should kill stuff now, namely Isaac. I know a place where we can hide the body: inside the nearest giant Grimm.

No, better idea. We can use Orion's sexy, super buff manbearness to change Isaac into a mega Faunus lover, even if it might turn Isaac into a strictly Faunussexual BB. I'm totally okay with that...

I think I'm shipping Orion/Isaac too hard.

[LimeyPanda]

Sixsmith said
Denial.We should kill stuff now, namely Isaac. I know a place where we can hide the body: inside the nearest giant Grimm.No, better idea. We can use Orion's sexy, super buff manbearness to change Isaac into a mega Faunus lover, even if it might turn Isaac into a strictly Faunussexual BB. I'm totally okay with that...I think I'm shipping Orion/Isaac too hard.

You have an unhealthy infatuation with my characters, yes.

[Asura]

LimeyPanda said
You have an unhealthy infatuation with my characters, yes.

'Hi, Orion! Did you sleep well last night? I noticed you rolled over at least 14 times, well over your average. Maybe I'm wrong though. Your windows were pretty fogged up. It's unhealthy for it to be that hot in your room! Let me touch your skin!'

Oh, Pascale.

[Sixsmith]

Asura said
'Hi, Orion! Did you sleep well last night? I noticed you rolled over at least 14 times, well over your average. Maybe I'm wrong though. Your windows were pretty fogged up. It's unhealthy for it to be that hot in your room! Let me touch your skin!'Oh, Pascale.

No, more like...

"Hey, Orion, you kept your door unlocked last night. I saw Isaac pass your bedroom like five times so I went in to check on you. I made sure to put a fresh batch of extra large condoms and some lube in your night stand, I know both your exact sizes. You gotta be prepared; you know how many diseases you can get from going in unprotected? Isaac looks like he gets around a lot, you know? Commitment issues and stuff. If he breaks your heart, lemme know and I'll set him straight--no pun intended--with a pair of shears and a spoon. I'll make sure he's yours... Forever... And ever."

[LimeyPanda]

Asura said
'Hi, Orion! Did you sleep well last night? I noticed you rolled over at least 14 times, well over your average. Maybe I'm wrong though. Your windows were pretty fogged up. It's unhealthy for it to be that hot in your room! Let me touch your skin!'Oh, Pascale.

Sixsmith said
No, more like..."Hey, Orion, you kept your door unlocked last night. I saw Isaac pass your bedroom like five times so I went in to check on you. I made sure to put a fresh batch of extra large condoms and some lube in your night stand. You gotta be prepared; you know how many diseases you can get from going in unprotected. Isaac looks like he gets around a lot, you know? Commitment issues and stuff. If he breaks your heart, lemme know and I'll set him straight--no pun intended--with a pair of shears and a spoon. I'll make sure he's yours... Forever... And ever."

I have come to the decision that there is only one way to solve the shipping issue.

I have consulted the great Helix...

...HE SAYS NO!

[Sixsmith]

LimeyPanda said
I have come to the decision that there is only one way to solve the shipping issue.I have consulted the great Helix...

No one's going to deny me my OT-Fucking-P, especially not a fucking Pokemon.

Just stay right there Panda, I'll be back with... A few tools and... Precautions.

[Asura]

New vote, we cast Pascale out with the racists..

[Sixsmith]

Asura said
New vote, we cast Pascale out with the racists..

Where's Irish? I need to get my singularity prepped for Lyndsey.

No one will ever deny me what I rightfully deserve: Orion/Isaac Yaoi Fanfic and Doujin. D:<

[Dusk]

LimeyPanda said
I have come to the decision that there is only one way to solve the shipping issue.I have consulted the great Helix...

I think Our Lord Helix was just sparing you

[Sixsmith]

Dusk said

Being the bastard hypocrite that I am: ALL HAIL LORD HELIX!!!

[LimeyPanda]

Sixsmith said
Being the bastard hypocrite that I am: ALL HAIL LORD HELIX!!!!

As is the seventh law of Helix...

No Re-dos.

[Sixsmith]

LimeyPanda said
As is the seventh law of Helix...No Re-dos.

I put in a different question and he sed yus, so it's technically not a redo.

He probably thought you meant, like, shipped as in sold as merchandise to another country. Like, duh.

[LimeyPanda]

You know what....

...You may believe in your blasphemous shipping, i'll be the chosen one of the great Helix lord.

[Sixsmith]

LimeyPanda said
You know what.......You may believe in your blasphemous shipping, i'll be the chosen one of the great Helix lord.

You just wait, I already have one to my worthy cause... soon, I'll have the rest demanding bloodshed for your oppression!

If I get Rode and Nef on my side, I'll be unstoppable!!!!

[Lucius Cypher]

There's only one reason why I'd suppose Orion and Issac: to get NTR by Tarkus in the end.

[Sixsmith]

Lucius Cypher said
There's only one reason why I'd suppose Orion and Issac: to get NTR by Tarkus in the end.

Oh noes, the dreaded love-triangle.

[Lucius Cypher]

There's only one solution when it comes to that.

[Sixsmith]

Lucius Cypher said
There's only one solution when it comes to that.

I'm getting either a possessive fight to the death between Isaac and Tarkus...

Or they're both going to mutilate Orion so that he can be one of their's forever...

But, hey...

[Lucius Cypher]

[Asura]

>On a team full of girls
>Shipped with a guy

#tarkuslife