[OOC] Beacon's Light: Rising - OOC (RWBY)

[Dusk]

You guys have no idea how much shit I flipped seeing those pictures

Fucking no.

[Sixsmith]

[Sixsmith]

Double Post

[Lucius Cypher]

DO YOU DARE DISCARD ME IRISH? DO YOU WANT ME TO BASTE YOUR COLON WITH FEAR? LIKE A TURKEY?

Yes... Yes I dare to do that Irish, believe me.

[The Irish Tree]

Lucius Cypher said
DO YOU DARE DISCARD ME IRISH? DO YOU WANT ME TO BASTE YOUR COLON WITH FEAR? LIKE A TURKEY?Yes... Yes I dare to do that Irish, believe me.

...K ;~;
...So, what brand do you drink? Don't wanna get you the wrong kind and then get disembowled with a spoon made out of my fingers.

[Nekomancer]

[Demous]

WHAT. THE. HELL. Did i just walk in on...

[Lucius Cypher]

I want you to bare fruit in a woman's abdomen and use it to make me a new brand of beer. Like your son, who've I made when I cut off one of your branches and stabbed it into a woman.

[Sixsmith]

[The Irish Tree]

Demous said
WHAT. THE. HELL. Did i just walk in on...

I don't rightly know myself but...

Lucius Cypher said
I want you to bare fruit in a woman's abdomen and use it to make me a new brand of beer. Like your son, who've I made when I cut off one of your branches and stabbed it into a woman.

...Huh, so that's how Jebediah Han Solo Tree was born...WAIT WHEN DID YOU- ah screw it, I don't wanna know.
Also, Potatoes are not fruits, and I already grew some out of a woman's abdomen. She got up and beat the crap out of me, but HERE. CLENCH THE TATER BETWEEN THINE BUTTOX, AND YOU SHALL HAVE THINE BREW!

[Lucius Cypher]

No.

I want you to feed it to me as I lounge on the roots of your succulent thighs, as I spread my gene seeds into your fertile soil. You will squeeze the juices into my main orifice, and you will cleanse my body should you mistakenly spill the nectar onto me.

[The Irish Tree]

Lucius Cypher said
No.I want you to feed it to me as I lounge on the roots of your succulent thighs, as I spread my gene seeds into your fertile soil. You will squeeze the juices into my main orifice, and you will cleanse my body should you mistakenly spill the nectar onto me.

B-But thats not how you make beer at all!

[Lucius Cypher]

DOES YOU BLOOD NOT FLOW WITH THE VENOM OF WHISKEY? DO YOU DESIRE THAT I REPOPULATE YOUR GENEPOOL WITH MY SPAWNS? THAN YOU WILL FEED ME WITH BEER MADE OF YOUR BLOOD, AND YOU WILL DO SO NOW, OR SO HELP ME YOU WILL BE LIKE THE PUMPKIN!



(That's Frande by the way, your schools main doctor/grimm scientist)

[The Irish Tree]

Lucius Cypher said
DOES YOU BLOOD NOT FLOW WITH THE VENOM OF WHISKEY? DO YOU DESIRE THAT I REPOPULATE YOUR GENEPOOL WITH MY SPAWNS? THAN YOU WILL FEED ME WITH BEER MADE OF YOUR BLOOD, AND YOU WILL DO SO NOW, OR SO HELP ME YOU WILL BE LIKE THE PUMPKIN!(That's Frande by the way, your schools main doctor/grimm scientist)

...I had a feeling it was Fran...
First she makes Kamen Riders, then she's working at Beacon...She gets around.
But fine, I'll feed you the damn potato...now...
SAY AH~
I got a bad feeling Nef's gonna be pissed, so maybe we should stop.
That or before we scare people off even more...

[Lucius Cypher]

What.



Surely you're not suggesting that you do not want me to eat your eyeball! What madness!

[The Irish Tree]

Lucius Cypher said
What.Surely you're not suggesting that you do not want me to eat your eyeball! What madness!

SOMEONE PLEASE, I WANT TO BE ABLE TO SEE, I NEED AN ADULT!

[Lucius Cypher]

Shhhh....



Don't fight it... Just feel the embrace of my tongue lathering your vision with my salivation.

[Sixsmith]

I'm just not going to pay attention to the OOC anymore.

[LupusIntus]

The new student assembly finishes and the OOC spirals out of control!

It is the natural order of things.

[The Irish Tree]

Lucius Cypher said
Shhhh....Don't fight it... Just feel the embrace of my tongue lathering your vision with my salivation.

...

No.

IMMA SHIMMY MY WAY ON OUTTA THIS CRAZY TRAIN!
CAN'T CATCH WHAT YOU CAN'T HAVE!