Critical thinking challenge.

[Awson]

You're at an outdoor concert. You eventually make your way to the restrooms. The button on your jeans snaps off and falls into the toilet. Your pants were a little loose to begin with and you have no belt. You have a general admission ticket for the grass. Everyone is standing. You're wearing a regular pair of jeans, regular t-shirt, and a regular pair of shoes. It looks like you're going to have to hold your pants up for a few hours. How would you try to fix this problem?

>inb4 "take off pants."

[VarionusNW]

I'd go home.

[Awson]

I'd go home.

@VarionusNW

Fail. Wasted your time and money. And you wanted to see the show, didn't you?

[KnightShade]

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Fail. Wasted your time and money. And you wanted to see the show, didn't you?

@Awson

If you wear ill-fitting jeans out of the house with no belt, you deserve to fail. But asking people with well fitting jeans if you can borrow a belt, or making a belt by ripping your t-shirt or with your shoe laces, are less weird things than no pants in public.

[TupperWare Bowl]

I'd take off my shirt and tie it around my waist into a makeshift belt

[Awson]

All of those get passing grades, with a shoelace scoring an A.

It was a nice show, by the way.

[scribz]

I'd use my dick.

[Esoteric]

I mean, I'd just take my pants off, probably be wearing Hello Kitty underwear and be fucking adorable anyways.

[Doivid]

staple gun

[aza]

concerts are actually a tool used by the police state to keep the mass of sheeple entertained while they take away more of our human rights.

Clearly the button was the pin that started the countdown for my custom pants bomb to explode.

so Im gonna walk on back home, no amount of embarrassment can out weight my zealous pride.

[Doivid]

concerts are actually a tool used by the police state to keep the mass of sheeple entertained while they take away more of our human rights.

Clearly the button was the pin that started the countdown for my custom pants bomb to explode.

so Im gonna walk on back home, no amount of embarrassment can out weight my zealous pride.

@Azarthes

tell better jokes

[aza]

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tell better jokes

@Doivid

Your life?

[Keyguyperson]

I tear up some of the grass and tie it together, creating a belt.

I don't know if I can do that with grass.

I haven't touched grass in years.

[ScreenAcne]

I fucking. Go outside and find a horny, drunk chick. And be like "get some of this" but sure she is wearing jeans. And like, when we do the honker behind a bush. I take her fucking belt and run.

[Doivid]

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Your life?

@Azarthes

Well it's better than any joke you could come up with

[Doivid]

There what's called a suicide burn 😎

[Darcs]

Too many relevant variables;

Who is playing? Who are the headliners? The openers? How far in are we? What type of venue? Is this an all weekend festival? How expensive was it? Do I know anyone here? Did I come alone? Do I have a cell phone? A wallet? What time of day is it? How many drugs are present? How much alcohol? How much have I had (if any)?

Is there a gift shop?

It's p common for concerts to have those, I'd probably check that out if I had my wallet. get a cheap makeshift belt or something. If I'm with people I'd see if they had something first. If everyone's turnt no one will care.

t. Neurosis