RPGuild's Spam Hunger Games: Summer Slaughter edition

[TupperWare Bowl]

Fuck you Kanye West. Since you killed me you better win this shit.

@Doivid

You think I'm going to let him live after he killed my partner, the Cocoa Puffs bird?

[VarionusNW]

Fuck I died. BroKan must survive. Broby or Kanye must win.

[Dinh AaronMk]

So, before I go to work it's time to move along.



The night begins with Clocktower's execution of Broby. Truly, this is the beginning of the end! And as blood is spilled for the glory of the night, so is a Porsche Cayman at the ends of Chevy Chase who has adopted the mindset of revolutionary anarchism.

And Harambe receives a bomb. Better raise your dongers now lads.



The Cornucopia is replenished and Chevy Chase murders Tupperware with Kanye as witness to the inhumanity. Wisely the Sarlac Pit, Hunter S. Thompson and Hitler decide to not go any closer to the cornucopia so as to not anger the murderous Chevy Chase.

And probably inspired by the bloodlust in his own right Quibbles stabs Harambe in the back. You may lower your dongers.



The end of the day comes and after the show at the Cornucopia Clocktowers decides to play one-mas baseball to cool off. But somewhere far-away Quibbles continues his clutch-mode killing spree and shells Kanye with artillery; the only thing that can destroy the fortress of BroKan.

[Wade Wilson]

BroKan is dead

[Dinh AaronMk]

[VarionusNW]

Here lies my hopes and dreams. Once I had them, now I do not. RIP

[Vilageidiotx]

who put all these Porsches in the arena?

[Doivid]

Damnit Kanye, this was all for naught.

How in the fuck are Chevy Chase and Hitler still alive. lmao

[aza]

her

[Chapatrap]

The Chevy/Hitler final showdown looms.

[Dinh AaronMk]

The tributes narrow themselves down. Realizing he's now so alone, Chevy Chase cries himself to sleep over this fact.

Meanwhile: Quibbles spears Hitler in the gut, adding another name to his already long list of kills.



Day breaks and Aquaman flexes out of the arena, never to be seen. Chevy Chase tries to cope with his loneliness by writing long RP posts while quibbles asks for death from Clocktower. Clocktower refuses.



We have one day to go, but I can post that later.

[NotAMouse]

I never thought I'd see the day, but I guess I'm rooting for Chevy Chase.

[Dinh AaronMk]

We reach the end:









Congratulations @ClocktowerEchos you get to lead us in war against Canada!

[Wade Wilson]

I find it hard to believe that I actually killed nobody. #Rematch

[ClocktowerEchos]

Oh my god...

I actually did it...

I HAVE BROUGHT HONOR TO MY FAMILY!

WITNESS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Dinh AaronMk]

WITNESS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

@ClocktowerEchos