[OOC] Hell's coffee lounge

[Tyki]

supertinyking said
"Yea, funny joke....you do know he is currently on a war path to wipe out every living thing right? No way this is real." He says pulling out a photo of dark me tearing a maka's head off with a rusty butter knife.

"he did kill them after" i offer as if it might dissuade that i wasn't lying

[supertinyking]

Tyki said
"he did kill them after" i offer as if it might dissuade that i wasn't lying

"Ok cut the cra-" Light me starts to say, before it starts raining blood.

[Tyki]

supertinyking said
"Ok cut the cra-" Light me starts to say, before it starts raining blood.

"that's right mother fucker, i have the photo still!" i call up at the sky, the rain passing through me

[supertinyking]

Tyki said
"that's right mother fucker, i have the photo still!" i call up at the sky, the rain passing through me

"....You do relise that means Dark me just killed a god right? He can't hear you.....but this is bad." He says.

[Tyki]

supertinyking said
"....You do relise that means Dark me just killed a god right? He can't hear you.....but this is bad." He says.

i simply pull out a megaphone "how about with this?"

[supertinyking]

Tyki said
i simply pull out a megaphone "how about with this?"

Light me looks not amused.
"I am glad you find this a joking matter....." He says.

[Tyki]

supertinyking said
Light me looks not amused."I am glad you find this a joking matter....." He says.

"want the photo" i ask holding up the photo. it looks as though it was taken with a self developing camera and the smoothness says it is unaltered

[supertinyking]

Tyki said
"want the photo" i ask holding up the photo. it looks as though it was taken with a self developing camera and the smoothness says it is unaltered

A portal opens and what looks like my torso falls out of it with a knife stabbed into its heart with a note on it that reads.
"I think that's the me in the photo, if not who gives a shit.-dark me."

[Tyki]

supertinyking said
A portal opens and what looks like my torso falls out of it with a knife stabbed into its heart with a note on it that reads."I think that's the me in the photo, if not who gives a shit.-dark me."

"i told you he could hear me" i say a tad smugly, pocketing the photo as it could still be used as blackmail fuel

[supertinyking]

Tyki said
"i told you he could hear me" i say a tad smugly, pocketing the photo as it could still be used as blackmail fuel

"I guess he could....shouldn't we stop him before he snow balls? I mean if he killed a god he is most likely getting stronger...." He says.

[Tyki]

supertinyking said
"I guess he could....shouldn't we stop him before he snow balls? I mean if he killed a god he is most likely getting stronger...." He says.

"you guys have a nasty habit of refusing to die, so tell me... how do we kill him?" i ask nonchalantly as i light a cigarette

[supertinyking]

Tyki said
"you guys have a nasty habit of refusing to die, so tell me... how do we kill him?" i ask nonchalantly as i light a cigarette

"Well, killing him is easy. Keeping him dead is near impossible." I say. "He killed off the people who knew the ritual to keep him dead, giving him near immortality."

[Tyki]

supertinyking said
"Well, killing him is easy. Keeping him dead is near impossible." I say. "He killed off the people who knew the ritual to keep him dead, giving him near immortality."

"and if i remove his heart, shove it in a blender and then cut him into tiny pieces while he's dead before tossing them individually into a black hole?" i ask before taking a drag

[supertinyking]

Tyki said
"and if i remove his heart, shove it in a blender and then cut him into tiny pieces while he's dead before tossing them individually into a black hole?" i ask before taking a drag

"His spirit would regrow flesh." I say. "Creed and kishin have both tried to end him and he has came back every time."

[Tyki]

supertinyking said
"His spirit would regrow flesh." I say. "Creed and kishin have both tried to end him and he has came back every time."

"how about i just bind his soul to an akuma? then the only thing he'll be able to do is obey the wills of the noa clan" i say offering you a cigarette

[supertinyking]

Tyki said
"how about i just bind his soul to an akuma? then the only thing he'll be able to do is obey the wills of the noa clan" i say offering you a cigarette

I don't take it.
"His spirit is to strong for things like that. Also I thought you needed someone to ask for people to be brought back for that to work...." I say.

[Tyki]

supertinyking said
I don't take it."His spirit is to strong for things like that. Also I thought you needed someone to ask for people to be brought back for that to work...." I say.

"i'd have to kill him first and then you'd have to ask for him to be brought back. you'll just grow a new body from you're spirit or whatever... and no spirit is too strong to be made into an akuma" i say as i put away the cigarettes

[supertinyking]

Tyki said
"i'd have to kill him first and then you'd have to ask for him to be brought back. you'll just grow a new body from you're spirit or whatever... and no spirit is too strong to be made into an akuma" i say as i put away the cigarettes

"He was once made into a dark matter crystal, he shattered it with pure rage in 0.34 milliseconds. His spirit is on a whole new level than normal humans." I say.

[Tyki]

supertinyking said
"He was once made into a dark matter crystal, he shattered it with pure rage in 0.34 milliseconds. His spirit is on a whole new level than normal humans." I say.

"the process of some one becoming an akuma degrades a soul down to a base line so that all akuma are equal but different, what he can do now doesn't matter" i say offering a flask

[supertinyking]

Tyki said
"the process of some one becoming an akuma degrades a soul down to a base line so that all akuma are equal but different, what he can do now doesn't matter" i say offering a flask

"Yes...but....Even with the evil he has done, I can't condone horrors like that....or else I will be no better." He says, waving the drink away.