(Alright... how to start this? Wait what style should I use? Should I be all formal and start with the usual "GREETINGS AND SALUTATIONS!? " NO! NONONO! They'll think I'm all weird and stuffy! How about I just role play it? But then what genre? Noir? Scifi? Fantasy? Slice of Life?)
~sighs~
(What if I just wrote whatever came to mind? Like an interior monologue? Sure that works... but that would mean that they're reading everything that I'm thinking right now.)
"EEP!"
(Calm down. Calm down. They seem like a non-judgmental bunch. They won't think that you're a bit nutso for making this your introduction. No... they'll think how out of the box! Yes... yes... that's right...)
~Looks out through the camera~
"EEEEEP!"
(No no no... you're totally blowing it. Stupid interior monologues! Just say something and run off before they get a chance to throw bricks and door knobs at your pretentious ass! Do it! Do it, now!)
"Umm... Hi? I was just visiting to see if this would be a good place for my friends and I. But it looks nice enough place to stay a bit longer... and... try an RP. I hope we can all have ... um... fun"
(Good job! Now run.)
~SCAMPERS OFF!~
~sighs~
(What if I just wrote whatever came to mind? Like an interior monologue? Sure that works... but that would mean that they're reading everything that I'm thinking right now.)
"EEP!"
(Calm down. Calm down. They seem like a non-judgmental bunch. They won't think that you're a bit nutso for making this your introduction. No... they'll think how out of the box! Yes... yes... that's right...)
~Looks out through the camera~
"EEEEEP!"
(No no no... you're totally blowing it. Stupid interior monologues! Just say something and run off before they get a chance to throw bricks and door knobs at your pretentious ass! Do it! Do it, now!)
"Umm... Hi? I was just visiting to see if this would be a good place for my friends and I. But it looks nice enough place to stay a bit longer... and... try an RP. I hope we can all have ... um... fun"
(Good job! Now run.)
~SCAMPERS OFF!~
