[IC] A special look at! «The Brotherhood of Sword Art Online» (omake series)

[Volenvradica]

Girls ONLY

Women's Committee
Venus Hall, Remnant (Brotherhood HQ)
14:15 hrs

"We are more than just gratuitous T & A!
We can kick ass, despite what men say
Feminism and sexism can go away
And most importantly, have a good day!"

"Is this..." Vegnya began to cringe at the most voted Women's Committee creed. "Is this really what everyone voted for in the polls?"

The Brotherhood's Women's Committee was a gathering made exclusively of and for the female members of the guild. Only a week into its establishment, the group had just begun setting ground rules and codes of behavior. Vegnya thought it would be a good idea to form a creed for the Committee, something catchy for only the girls to know and proudly say. Just to get some ideas, Vegnya set up an open poll where everyone could submit their ideas and vote for another that they liked.

"If I didn't know any better, I'd say Noya disguised himself and decided to troll us."

[Grey]

Noya
Meanwhile, subsequently, in a location that could be accurately described as 'somewhere else' // 14:15 Hours

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"..."

The blond bastard stopped in his tracks, eyes narrowing with frightening focus. Around him, the ambient noises of this forest-themed floor and the footfalls of his comrade were all that could be heard. There were no threats, and all was calm. He brought his hand up to chin. Ahead of him, the man known as Dollmaker stopped and turned to face his adventuring partner.

"Something wrong?" he asked, a concerned look crossing his face. For a while, there was no response but silence from the younger male. Finally, following a few moments of pensive reflection, Noya answered:

"I can't help but feel that someone, somewhere is making insulting - yet surprisingly accurate - comments about my person."

[Ezmeralda]

Ezmeralda tackled Vegnya and gave her snuggles and nuzzling her cheek <3 while also reading the creed.

"If it means anything I didn't vote cuz I didn't know what to pick, but maybe I should've?" she asked, being more interested in snuggling and playing with Vegnya's long ponytail.

[RyoRyoRyoken]

"Hmmm... It is a little on-the-nose, isn't it? Maybe it could use some lines about chivalry, valor and knighthood." Ramiela remarked, arms crossed under her chest, the pride of the Brotherhood's unofficial sub-group, the <<Oppai Knights Order>>. After keen observation, it had been considered that Ramiela was at the top of the charts in the chest department, and thus she had become the unofficial "Patron Saint" of these hidden knights, christened the <<Saint of Bra-Break>>. Ramiela, however, was none the wiser about these secret club meetings extolling the virtues of Brotherhood bust sizes.
Cupping her chin with one hand, the tall, buxom saint began to consider whether or not the winning creed could be spruced up a bit, although she was a bit distracted by the serious yuri vibes coming off of Vegnya and Ezmeralda.

[Holy Soldier]

There be an inconspicuous barrel...

[Volenvradica]

Blindsided, Vegnya took the brunt of the tackle to her ribcage. They both impacted with the floor and rolled to a stop. Ezzy followed with her usual display of affection, putting Vegnya in limbo between a sensation of pain and pleasure.

"If it means anything I didn't vote cuz I didn't know what to pick, she confessed, with Vegnya cringing at her honesty. "But maybe I should've?" she asked.

"Well, maybe you should have just--I mean....hey..." Vegnya resisted and struggled for words, but Ezzy's cuddle attacks were beginning to get the best of her. "Err, Ezz, AWRF! RRRAWF! I mean, stahp! We can do this later...la...ter. Oh please, massage my back!" She moaned while turning to lay prone on her chest.

"Hmmm... It is a little on-the-nose, isn't it? Maybe it could use some lines about chivalry, valor and knighthood."

Ramiela's enormous chest impeded Vegnya's view of the woman's face. She was compelled to throw Ezzy off and stand, but having been pinned by the berserker, Vegnya had no other alternative to just simply looking up. Even from this view, Ramiela's other stunning bodily features could be appreciated.

"Yeah, okay, Saber-Chan!" Vegnya joked. She appreciated Ramiela's feedback, and it sounded like an exciting idea to style themselves after virtuous warriors. However, knowing some of the male members in the Brotherhood, especially the likes of Jester, Noya, and Vin Diesel, they would be seen as a laughing stock. No one would take them seriously! "Hey, Ram-Ram. If you can think up of any words to go with that suggestion, I'd like to hear it...

Not that Vegnya was too lazy to try, but she distracted by the one object in the room that didn't seem to belong. She wondered when she called for a wine barrel...

[Ezmeralda]

Ezzy giggled at Vegnya as she sat down beside her and began to rub her back. "So cute~ <3"

She looked up at Ramiela as she massaged Vegnya's back, "Are we all like that, though? I mean, a lot of us like helping other people and all that jazz, but I dunno if I'd call us knightly and chivalrous. We kinda just do our own thing. Perhaps we could focus more on us as individuals?"