Mafia

[ButtsnBalls]

Here we go.

[Duthguy]

Yep, may the side I am on win

[Witch Cat]

Oh looky, another normal day in the Village. Village Village. So nice, I sure do hope mobsters from the 60s don't time travel back into our times and, as the French say, fuck the shit up.

[Duthguy]

You don't make any sense at all Madam. I'm partly convinced you're drunk.

[Witch Cat]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

[Duthguy]

Yep, definitely drunk.

[ButtsnBalls]

gorilla warfare

@Witch Cat

What the say did you just say fuck me about, you bitching a little? I'll have you graduate I know top of my Seals in the Navy Classes, and I've been raided in numerou Al Quaeda secret involvements, and I have killed over 300 confirmations. I am a trained gorilla. In warfare, I'm the sniper arm in the entire US force tops. You are targeting me but I'm just another nothing. I will fuck you with precision the wipes which has never been liked before on this scene. Earth, fuck my marking words. You can get away with thinking that shit over me to the Internet? Fuck again, thinker. As we spy I am networking my secret speaking across the trace and your IP is being prepared right now so you better storm the maggots. The wipes that storms out of the little pathetic thing. Life you call yours? Your fucking dead kids. I can be any time. I can weigh you in over seven hundred kills, and that's my bear hands. Not only am I extensively accessed by trains, but I have no arms for combatting the entire arsenal United States, and I will use it to wipe your miserable ass. You shit the faceoff of the continent. If you only could have commented what unholy cleverness your little "retribution" was about. To bring down upon you, maybe you would have fucked your tongue. But you wouldn't, you shouldn't, and now you're holding the pay, you goddamn idiot. I will drown in shit fury. Sincerely, your dead fucking kiddo.

[Bluetommy]

Why are there so many Navy seals in this town?

[Witch Cat]

Why are there so many fuccbois here?
*doots away from the fuccbois*

[Bluetommy]

Don't leev me :(

[Cyndyr]

Navy seals are here?! And plentiful?! Nice.
George W. Bush now feels safer in the town.

[Mae]

The night comes and goes. That morning, you awake to find something terrible has happened in the village.


@Witch Cat
#1 Bae was missing. Later, they dragged her body out the lake, sporting a fine new pair of cement shoes.

It is Day.

If you wish, make an accusation against someone. If another person supports the accusation, that person will stand trial. Both sides will then present their case, and it will eventually go to vote.

If you do not wish to make an accusation today, please put The day passes peacefully. somewhere on your post and I know you're passing this phase.

[Bluetommy]

Hey, can't she swim... like really well? And she has no feet, so where'd the shoes go? And also the day passes peacefully

[Duthguy]

I'm accusing Gcatcold on the basis that I want to accuse someone

[Mae]

Actions & Needing Actions:

@DeadBeatWalking: Accusing sakurasan
@bluetommy2: Passing his turn peacefully
@Duthguy: Making an Accusation against gcold - someone else will need to accuse for this to go to trial.
@sakurasan:
@Cynder: Accusing Duthguy
@gcold: Accusing Duthguy
witch cat is dead :<

[ButtsnBalls]

I'm accusing Gcatcold on the basis that I want to accuse someone

@Duthguy

Hmm, getting defensive because you killed someone?

Accusing @Duthguy.

[Little Bill]

Classic case of cephalopod-on-cephalopod violence. I accuse @Sakurasan.

[Cyndyr]

George W. Bush finds Duthguy suspicious and will also accuse him.

[Mae]

AN ACCUSATION HAS BEEN MADE

Tony Stark approaches the stand to plead his case.


@Duthguy, you may present your case for being innocent.
@Cynder and @gcold may then present their cases for being guilty.
Everyone else can say stuff and argue as they like, too, of course.

Once all has been said and done, we'll go to vote.
Note: you may accuse someone and vote innocent if you want ect.

[Bluetommy]

Man, if this isn't a bandwagon I don't know what is. If there's a cop he may want to pipe up now.