Endless Conflict

[UberBlutwurst]

This box has insulted your grandma.



Make it pay.

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How does this work: Attack the box. Everyone gets 1 attack per turn. Wait for turn to finish. Repeat.

[ArenaSnow]

[Doltboy]

Erm, but here's my proposal: Let's get tough. The time for talking is over. Call it extreme if you like, but I propose we hit it hard and hit it fast with a major -- and I mean _major_ -- leaflet campaign, and while it's reeling from that, we'd follow up with a {whist} drive, a car boot sale, some street theatre and possibly even some benefit concerts. OK? Now, if that's not enough, I'm sorry, it's time for the T-shirts: "Mutants Out" ... "Chameleonic Life Forms, No Thanks" ... and if that's not enough, well, I don't know what will be.

[UberBlutwurst]

@ArenaSnow The box is now burning. It's also covered in dust.

@Doltboy The box is now Anti-Chamaleonic Lifeforms.

Through the dust cloud, you can hear that the box just insulted your grandpa's heritage, calling him a lizardman scum.

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What do you do?

[Doltboy]

Erm, I think we're all beginning to lose sight of the real issue here, which is: what are we going to call ourselves? Erm, and I think it comes down to a choice between "The League Against Salivating Monsters" or, my own personal preference, which is "The Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society." Erm, one drawback with that -- the abbreviation is "CLITORIS."

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My attack is to cut open the tape along the top, this time. With a chainsaw.

[Little Bill]

>i fuck the box

[Duthguy]

I say cut that box with a boxcutter

[ScreenAcne]

I...like...motherfucking. shake my ass in its face and do a suggestive dance to the box.

Then walk back to my circle of friends and visibly giggle at it with them.

[Mae]

I insult the Box's place of origion.

[ArenaSnow]

If ^ doesn't do it, we could always hit the red button.

[Luna_Maria]

EVEN a nuke cannot defeat an ecm atlas!

[UberBlutwurst]

@Doltboy The box is now Open. You can see that it's Full of Hatred, specially towards Chamaleonic Lifeforms.

@DeadBeatWalking The box has been Defiled. It's now Very, Very Sad.

@Duthguy CRITICAL HIT! The box is now Heavily Wounded.

@ScreenAcne The box is too busy being Heavily Wounded to be affected by the dance.

@Mae As the box is Very, Very Sad and Heavily Wounded, the insult is very effective. It is no longer Full of Hatred, specially towards Chamaleonic Lifeforms.

@ArenaSnow The nuke has Leveled the Town. The box has been Knocked Sideways thanks to it.

@Luna_Maria The ECM Atlas has Flattened the box. It is now less likely to accurately hit it.

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Box Stats

• Burning
• Open
• Defiled
• Very, Very Sad
• Heavily Wounded
• Knocked Sideways
• Flat

Enviroment Stats

• Leveled

[ArenaSnow]

Little guy's the box.

[Witch Cat]

I bet the box was a filthy mud-blood too

[Myyt]

does it pay in euros?

[Mae]

I teach the box to read and write through nursery rhymes.

[Duthguy]

I spraypaint "cardboard sucks" on the box with graffiti

[Doltboy]

I light s fire next to the box in an attempt to keep it warm. Poor little guy must be freezing in the nuclear fallout.

[ArenaSnow]

>.> What sorcery is this... A Duthguy and a Doltboy... *cough* continue.

[Myyt]

spam