Now I'm actually glad turkey day knocked me out, I wouldn't have wanted to interrupt this turn of events. Luckily I've nowhere else to be today, so I'll keep an eye open for @Aristo's ruling and post right after. I'm really starting to like Robbin.
Or Alexandria or Linoleum could capitalize on the distraction somehow.
Gong is versatile instrument. Can hit rim of gong. Can hit with mallet. Can hit with handle of mallet. Many combinations for many song, yes?
Wait, instead, can I actually can I try to seduce the beast with my gong skills?
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"Hungry for 'man-flesh', eh?" Pelvic thrusts gong.