What's up, humans and aliens with internet access

[DragonForALair]

hey whats up. I'm Chrissy. Yah can call me Chris if yah like. I probably haven't done any hardcore rping since i was like 10. But I thought it'd be fun to get back into it. I always have a lot of vivid dreams and forever changing stories of events that will never take place. I was hoping to live out those brain message on this rp site. I'm a little rusty, but i always love to try. P-please take care of me S-s-sempai!!

[ArenaSnow]

I will take very good care of you. My title is a lie, I have no idea who put that there. But you are most certainly safe with me.

[DragonForALair]

hmm...mighty soul eating metal crusader? you sound like the IDEAL person to put my trust in. I'd willingly trust fall into those metallic appendages.

[James T Kirk]

@ArenaSnow At it again I see.

@DragonForALair Welcome to the guild! You can certainly trust an officer of Star Fleet.

[DragonForALair]

man! both human men and robot men are proving to be quite friendly. I'm already starting to feel at home here! I'll be patrolling the halls pantsless in no time!

[Shoryu Magami]

Welp, you know about the aliens having internet access... Gotta kill you now.

Welcome to the guild.

[NekoMizu]

@James T Kirk
When isn't he at it tho

[Shoryu Magami]

@ArenaSnow
Sorry dude, you can't have this one. They know too much, so I've gotta destroy them.

[James T Kirk]

man! both human men and robot men are proving to be quite friendly. I'm already starting to feel at home here! I'll be patrolling the halls pantsless in no time!

@DragonForALair

You are welcome on my ship anytime ;)

[James T Kirk]

@James T Kirk
When isn't he at it tho

@NekoMizu

Fair point

[James T Kirk]

@Shoryu Magami Hold up, one does not simply destroy someone of the female persuasion who offers to walk around sans pants. Just saying.

[Shoryu Magami]

@James T Kirk
Oh, I get it... you're one of them too. You're in on it, aren't you!?

[NekoMizu]

@Shoryu Magami
So am I

[James T Kirk]

@Shoryu Magami Umm...I don't know what you're talk about but sure.

[Shoryu Magami]

@James T Kirk
You're in on the whole conspiracy. You know that aliens have internet. That's why you're protecting her.

@NekoMizu
Why am I not surprised?

[James T Kirk]

@Shoryu Magami Pretty sure it's the whole pantless female thing but sure, I know aliens have internet. I mean Spock uses it all the time to have logical discussions with google.

[Baklava]

@DragonForALair Welcome to the guild!

Did you draw your avatar or what is it from? I like it.

[ArenaSnow]

@ArenaSnow
Sorry dude, you can't have this one. They know too much, so I've gotta destroy them.

@Shoryu Magami

What did you think I meant by "take good care of him", mmm?

[Shoryu Magami]

@ArenaSnow
That soul needs to be destroyed, not just assimilated...

[ArenaSnow]

@ArenaSnow
That soul needs to be destroyed, not just assimilated...

@Shoryu Magami

That assumes there's anything left when I'm done.