You attempt to access RoleplayerGuild, but find yourself in an alternate reality of the forum where the above avatar has replaced Mahz. What changes?

[Todd Howard]

Let the chaos ensue.

[Shoryu Magami]

Presumably there's a heck of a lot more spam forum threads.

[Vilageidiotx]

Mahz gets his ass sued off.

[Ailyn Evensen]

Everything is written in doge speak? xD

[Shoryu Magami]

The site is run by me from behind the scenes.

[Todd Howard]

Every character image must have the eyebrows in front of the hair or the roleplayer gets banned.

[ArenaSnow]

Well, the new management certainly doesn't shy from its job.

[Shoryu Magami]

"THE NIGHTMARE... WILL DEVOUR YOUR SOUL!"
- Nightmare (Soul Calibur V)

[ArenaSnow]

Haircuts become illegal. Punishment death by crushing.

[Ailyn Evensen]

Well, Hyperion has expanded to forums now, eh?

[BrobyDDark]

Everything becomes blurry except scarves.

[Todd Howard]

Everything becomes pish posh.

[Shoryu Magami]

Everyone has to wear spandex, causing people - like myself - who despise tight clothing to leave the guild.

[Todd Howard]

The entire forum becomes one big game of Who is the Murderer.

[SouffleGirl123]

The avatar is no longer delusional- just egotistically of his site ownership

[SmallWonders]

Every post would be about souffle recipes. A section on souffle successes and another for failures.

[Rusalka]

Foxes....foxes everywhere.

[Majoraa]

A lot of creepy occult junk going on.

[BrokenPromise]

The forum would implode on itself and then require your soul if you ever wanted to gain access to it again...

...So basically, nothing has changed.

"Where are all the knives?"

[Shoryu Magami]

ULTIMATE DESPAIR.