A blast of thunder shakes the very walls of the OOC, rain drumming on the roof and the grounds outside like the shouts of gods, drowning out a distant shouting. Slowly, it comes closer. And soon, the door of the OOC manse flies open with an explosive bang, a familiar figure standing in the doorway, soaked to the bone, clothing and hair whipping in the hurricane winds.
"You fuckers aren't going to believe this..."
BOOM MOTHERFUCKERS, WILL RETURNS IN ALL HIS DRAMATIC GOOFYNESS!
So yeah. I know I've been gone for a hell of a long time, and I can explain. Probably. See, I got hit by a UFO, (AKA Unexpected Family Obligation) and got pulled away from my life of fun and writing for a couple of weeks. I also had to go job hunting. And handle school stuff. And deal with my lovelife, (And recent lack-there-of) -and- deal with a small array of injuries to myself after a... Misunderstanding, with a local trio of bullies.
So, my life has sucked for the past month and a half.
BUT!
I am back now. I require a lengthy update on everything that has happened, because there's no fucking way I'm peeling through that many walls of text in one night. Then, I require a group hug, a hot fuck, and the return of control of Will and Terry. :3