You are able to see into the future. How does the avatar above you die?

[CollectorOfMyst]

Gets swept away in a sewer flood

[Kalleth]

Dies when Agamotto, Cyttorak, Hoary Hoggoth, and others decide they've had enough of your cultural appropriation. :P

[CollectorOfMyst]

Death by me because I got too frustrated at not knowing what those three names refer to.

[John Humphreys]

Dies with the rest of the dead memes

[CollectorOfMyst]

(Um... how do memes factor in here?)

Cartoon Network cuts funding.

[Vashonn]

Painted over with thick vantablack material. All light is absorbed and killed off.

[CollectorOfMyst]

Where there's smoke, there's fire.

[ChickenTeriyaki]

Elves become extinct in the distant future.

[The Dilemma]

Tragically, the onion is cut for nutritional purposes. But he exacts revenge by making their murderer cry painful tears.

[OneLastMonday]

^^ acute case of molecular dematerialization. It's an epidemic

[CollectorOfMyst]

Smoking is bad for you.

[BunnyDemon]

Gets eaten by a fox.

[Feyblue]

That cut on your face is going to get infected. You should probably do something about it rather than just looking wistfully into the middle distance. 0w0

[ChickenTeriyaki]

A fat basement-dweller mistakenly presumes that you are his waifu. You know what happens next.

[Majoraa]

Used as an ingredient in a fine-dining dish.

[CollectorOfMyst]

The new chapter never arrives.

[ChickenTeriyaki]

The pointy ears of elves become a delicacy in the black market.

[CollectorOfMyst]

After elf ears become a delicacy, onions, garlic, and similar root vegetables are thought best gone with them.

[CollectorOfMyst]

After elf ears become a delicacy, onions, garlic, and similar root vegetables are thought best gone with them.

[Majoraa]

Executed for double-post.