@BrokenPromise
I'm sorry, but did you ever think you'd stand a chance against...
...Daimyon the Despicable Damsel Snatcher?
Edit: Bonus Mari-your-man Marianne, because @MyCatGinger asked nicely.
I won't lie, Marianne looks like she's about to go pimpin' in those shades.
Cool story bruh, but you think I'm afraid of some shades?
You do not give enough credit to Davis, who wears the spectacles of eros!
You don't give enough credit to Mondatta, who taught him to believe in the Davis that believes in Davis!
And you most certainly overlooked my shooping skills!